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Never said we 'dominated'. Many people agreeed with what I actually said though.

I thought the prequels suggested it would go...

When I pressed reply: Rhapsody in Blue - George Gershwin By the time the screen eventually opened I'd also got through: Alice Childress - Ben Folds Five Section 16 - The Polyphonic Spree

You should have a video out on your camcorder that plugs into your dvd recorder and allows you to record direct to DVD. No? Mine does and it's geet old.

It'd have to be a dull individual who brought it up over a pint.

How do you stand there for 6 hours when no-one else is? Your mind must turn over in that time and start to question how low you've sunk in life. To be fair they could have probably started queing at 6:59am Wednesday and still been at the start of the que. My cousins were in the Chronicle last year for being the first to get the away strip. He'd been to the Gym and wandered up around half 8. Now I'm not saying the chronicle reporter couldn't be arsed to get up and talk to the plebs at daft o'clock so just chose a couple of randomers and made up some crap about them waiting hours, but it's definately what I would do.

How do you stand there for 6 hours when no-one else is? Your mind must turn over in that time and start to question how low you've sunk in life.

The Poo List The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl. The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper. The Wet Poo- You wipe your arse fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. The Wet Cheeks Poo- That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water, or splash-back. The Second Wave Poo- This poo happens when you think you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poo some more. The Brain Haemorrhage-through-your-nose Poo- You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. The Lincoln Log Log- The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. The Power Dump Poo- The kind that comes out so fast, you've barely got your pants down and you're done. The Liquid Plumber Poo- This kind of poo is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poo. The Spinal Tap Poo- The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. The 'I-think-I'm-turning-into-a-bunny' Poo- When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splishy sounds when they hit the water. The 'What-the-hell-died-in-here' Poo- Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out a-gagging and a-gasping for air. The 'I-just-know-there's-a-turd-still-dangling-there' Poo- Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop.

Must've been 1997. First year at University. Nokia 500 or something. big chunky thing with an aerial and the best version of Snake ever. I'd love to be able to get one now, retro stylee. 3d Snake is shite. I've only once deviated from Nokia since, A shit Motorola that felt like a kids toy and wasn't much more use.

What age are you when you start infants? 5? I walked to school myself from that age, but I was astounded the other day when I saw a lass who must've been 7 or 8 apparently walking along on her todd. She wasn't, her folks had just fallen behind, but it's a shame I couldn't imagine any parents letting their young kids have any personal freedom whatsoever these days.

Which shop was it? I'm pretty sure they have to return the price that you actually paid. The stadium "superstore". The part-time lackey was sure I'd get it all back but had to get the boss to sort it, I think the boss was personally trained by Shepherd though because he was a money grubbing bastard who treated his staff like shit and his customer with no regard for long term returns whatsoever. Aye, but I have to drape the bairn in as much black and white as possible because his mam's side are mackems. His dad (who was a Toon season ticket holder) has said he can make his own mind up So I've personally got to get his mind right with not quite subliminal pressure from the get go.

I never had a receipt like, so it was canny of them to refund rather than make me exchange. But it's still all labelled up with the original price so I thought I was a bit ripped off.

Just popped in and it was busy enough for me to say bollocks to wasting my dinner hour in a queue. I did return my nephew's mini strip which was too small for him, but the swines would only refund me the current sale price rather than the full price I actually paid for it Swine.

If Liverpool win the European cup Owen's going to be gutted. Bad enough to leave the year before they win it, but to have the chance to go back the year before they possibly win it again, but end up here instead. Ouch.

Allardyce wearing a black and white tie.

They're brilliant. The only one I always remembered is: Earth worms can be sharpened with a pencil sharpener more easily if you freeze them first.

Haven't bought either of the last 2, but think I'll get this one. I've missed feeling like part of the herd. I'll probably only wear it a couple of times like. You can't really go for a night out afterwards in one. Worst smell on the planet is a pub full of 40 fatties in strips. They absorb more sweat than Meatloaf's towel.

I agree completely, but when a thick kid draws a nice picture you don't punch his face in. You give credit where it's due. People were slating the performance based on previous performances, I thought it could be better judged on it's own terms. Are you trying to say we shouldn't go round kicking spastic's in because Roeder's trying his best? Or am I missing the point? All I'm saying is we don't know what complications there might have been with his op, and I'm not comfortable abusing a retard.

Eh? Maximum points? Whether it's the cup or league, I've given them 3 for a win and 1 for a draw. Roeder has now played 72, that's potentially 216 points He's won 33 and drawn 16 so he's achieved 115 points 115/216 = 0.5324 So he's now on 53.2% You can't include Cup games, the standard of teams we've played in the Intertoto and UEFA Cup are nowhere near the quality we played in the CL thus distorting the results. It's been pointed out before. But I say... 1) You can only beat the teams you're up against. 2) It should be easier to motivate players for a game in front of a full house against Europe's elite. 3) A team in the Champions league can attract better players than Sibierski and Bernard.

I agree completely, but when a thick kid draws a nice picture you don't punch his face in. You give credit where it's due. People were slating the performance based on previous performances, I thought it could be better judged on it's own terms.

BTW, in 15 games time Roeder will have been in charge as long as Souness. He'll need to win 6 and draw 3 of them to match Souness' record. Who thinks he can do it? Not me.

Eh? Maximum points? Whether it's the cup or league, I've given them 3 for a win and 1 for a draw. Roeder has now played 72, that's potentially 216 points He's won 33 and drawn 16 so he's achieved 115 points 115/216 = 0.5324 So he's now on 53.2%

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What match did you watch? Take a look at the stats... http://home.skysports.com/matchreport.aspx...l=football_home Our second half was poor, but last night people were going on like it was the worst they'd ever seen us play. Over 90 minutes we held the ball more, passed it better, got it back when we lost it more, shot more and hit the target more. Harper was dealt his first shot at the start of the second half....and it went in. After that our hearts weren't in it at all. It was a sucker punch that knocked us out for the count. The people who want us to lose (for our own good) are jumping on everything they can to pound Roeder over the head with it. Which is fair enough, given the evidence that he isn't a good manager, but when nobody is giving any credit whatsoever when I think a modicum is due, I'll try to say what I think. And ignore the match report that goes with it? Yeah, because that's just like their opinion man! Last night people were saying it was the worst they'd seen us play since Souness was here. I'm sorry but that's just bollocks.

What match did you watch? Take a look at the stats... http://home.skysports.com/matchreport.aspx...l=football_home Our second half was poor, but last night people were going on like it was the worst they'd ever seen us play. Over 90 minutes we held the ball more, passed it better, got it back when we lost it more, shot more and hit the target more. Harper was dealt his first shot at the start of the second half....and it went in. After that our hearts weren't in it at all. It was a sucker punch that knocked us out for the count. The people who want us to lose (for our own good) are jumping on everything they can to pound Roeder over the head with it. Which is fair enough, given the evidence that he isn't a good manager, but when nobody is giving any credit whatsoever when I think a modicum is due, I'll try to say what I think.