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Is that an official club text? No. My man on the dole texts me as soon as SSN gets the news. Invariably quicker than anything official.

Just got a text saying Edmilson has agreed a 2 year deal with Newcastle. First I'd heard about even a possibility. Champion.

I like the way the Spice Girls are portrayed as evil money grabbing whore's, but The Verve are giving their fans what they want.

He's superb. "Who's Shakespeare?" "Wo?" "Romeo and Juliet? Are they in So Solid Crew?" His righteous indignation at Big Brother is hilarious "You can't do this to us, you can't feed us slop!"

Made Goddy a multi millionaire, and snared Chantelle a trophy husband. And at least 6 or 7 people have been 100K better off. That Gay fella did SMTV and that bald lass got into porn.

The majority of his versions are improvements imo. Toxic in particular. They're fucking shite, on their own a couple of songs might sound decent but the album is just song after song after song of the same technique being applied, no skill involved whatsoever. That's the concept of the album to be fair, funky reworkings...hence the title. You wouldn't listen to Brian Ferry's new album (Dylanesque) and complain that all he's done is rework Dylan songs. Listen to Here Comes The Fuzz and there are no funky reworkings.

The majority of his versions are improvements imo. Toxic in particular.

Paying a tradesman cash in hand. EDIT: No that's not a euphemism.

Kate Bush - Aerial

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columni...2108395,00.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/6235742.stm

Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!! A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga....Happy Birthday

Strange how she started off as a geet hippy with a beatnik tilt to her walk that just disappeared. The wifey that plays her obviously got sick of schelping along like a mong.

I can lend you some paint if you'd rather keep an eye on it drying.

He could go around getting birthday greetings all the time with a scam like this.

at the special bets.

You used that reply or very similar several times in case you hadn't noticed so I'm not quite sure how you can have a go at me on the same score. That wouldn't be you trying to turn my own insults on me? Never, ever seen you do that before? I take it the incorrect usage of the questions marks is self-parody now. We WILL all be doing it soon. tbh?

"You're the same as ever..........is something wrong?" I'd understand if he'd gotten all positive all of a sudden. You even confused young Simarillion with that one.

"TEN? But he looks 18!" Careful Wacky, or you'll have to buy him a bike.

"I've not sat through the trial, I've not seen any evidence, I've not heard any testimony and I don't know anything whatsoever about either the accused or the victim. But I agree that this man should be hung from the neck until dead. He could disguise himself as a school if he only gets 2 years and is eventually released."

Muse are excellent live. Last album was shit though.

My auntie's in Shields is 2 minutes away from Ocean road. 65,485 chinese/italian/indian retaurants in a 30 yard stretch of road. But if you've got any sense you'll find somewhere in Newcastle.

Thanks, I'll take it into consideration. how long would it take to get into town if you don't mind me asking? 25 minute metro ride.

What's the fucking point.... I hope it lashes down, the dippy cunts.