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There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

1. Off to Edinburgh tomorrow 2. I might have Marfan Syndrome 3. Getting checked for Bowel Cancer too 4. I'm manky, been wiring in the loft 5. Off to me mams for a roast soon.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Over Sunday lunch I wouldn't tell my mother about the cracking cream pie footage I downloaded though.

Happy Birthday cake

Just porn really.

I've never been to the Die Hard forum. Is it really bad?

I loves ya baby

So much for the cigarette ban. 2 paki's already caught smoking at Glasgow airport.

I was standing up for you. It's the last time though, you fat fuck.

Sorry Isegrim - German Accidental deletage

Done everyone I recognise alex - Uses his obvious intelligence to ostracise posters rather than welcome them. Ally - Milk box kid right? Canny enough alreetlike - Irregular Asprilla's foreskin - Proper tit bobbyshinton - Joke for the day robot. Starts entire threads on what Magma would question using as one of his 5 facts. Bombadil - I know the name. Bridget - There's 3 women. She is one of them. Brock Manson - Angry teenager. canofbeans - I know the name. catmag - Nurse ChezGiven - pre-dater, right? Canny lad. Craig - Got owned on Pitonheads. David Kelly - fine taste in classic films, needs to watch more foreign. Django Reinhardt - My hero. ewerk - I confuse him with Fish Gejon - I confuse him with 2J, is it both of them that whore themselves to Adidas? Gemmill - The sad clown. Dead on the inside. gram - I listened to Gram Parsons once. Not my bag. Hatful Of Hollow - HOH, SKOL, KHAY, TKeith, Rikko etc. they're all the same to me. indigo - legend J69 - Not so angry teenager Jimbo - I guess he's named after the Simpsons bully, so I picture him. Jonny2J - The Good The Bad and The Ugly Lazarus - Seems to love DVD's but not that big a fan of films, which is odd. LeazesMag - Old and stuck in his ways Magma - Happy go lucky teenager. manc-mag - That's the fella who thinks Gateshead is North of the river, right? Meenzer - Lovely bloke if a bit too kitsch. NJS - don't like his avatar. Papa Lazaru - Always confused with Jimbo Parky - Thoroughly nice fella. Overly concerned by the thought police but his tinfoil hat will save him. Patrokles - Very serious gentlemen indeed. I'd love to see his face if someone got him the best one hit wonders compilation cd. I can't imagine him having a singalong to Shaddapayaface. Peasepud - Budding Viz advertisement creator. Radgina - There's 3 women. She is another one. Renton - Lentil eating guardian reader. rikko - HOH, SKOL, KHAY, TKeith, Rikko etc. they're all the same to me. Rob_W - Spongelike in his ability to soak up new stuff and leak old stuff. sammynb - add Sammy to the HOH, Skol etc group above. Scottish Mag - Scottish Shearergol - Lampard lover Sima - a husk. Skol - HOH, SKOL, KHAY, TKeith, Rikko etc. they're all the same to me. Smooth Operator - Disco Stu style 35 year old living on past glories (which are also questionable) The Fish - Confuse him with Ewerk. Seems to get most shit for being fat. Feel sorry for him about that. Ya bunch of bastards.. Toonraider - Board mum....or was that Mandy? Toplass-101 - There's 3 women. She is the last one. Wacky Jnr - See Smooth Operator. Still don't know which is which to be honest. Wullie - I know of him

Aye it's good, previous HF recommendation too...

[bontempi organ electronic widdle] Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Patrokles Happy Birthday to you [/bontempi organ electronic widdle]

I was offered 300 Regal yesterday. Must....fight....urge.

GLASGOW Academy - Fri 2 November GLASGOW Academy - Sat 3 November BLACKPOOL Empress Ballroom - Mon 5 November BLACKPOOL Empress Ballroom - Tue 6 November LONDON Roundhouse - Thu 8 November LONDON Roundhouse - Fri 9 November Tickets go on general sale at 9am on Thursday 5th July

I love rediscovering class songs. Had this on repeat for half an hour. can't keep my legs still under the desk.

Tore up a box with 7 left in this morning. Sick of finishing boxes i buy in the pub pissed up. Think I'll move on to cigars.

Wolf Parade - I'll Believe In Anything

He was canny hilarious. Sang Free Love Highway which was a work of genius considering the subject of the song and where he was. When Garth started belting out the backing harmony "she's dead!" I was creased. Easily pleased HF, I was cringeing I never watched any of the show, just youtubed Gervais for the sake of discussion, if the earnest fawning over the whore by the likes of P-diddy is how the rest of the show went it must've been sick inducing, at least Gervais took the piss out of her and her kids a bit. I hate the way he does the dance at every show he appears at and pretends he hates it. He was doing the fucker when he walked on. Hit and miss.

He was canny hilarious. Sang Free Love Highway which was a work of genius considering the subject of the song and where he was. When Garth started belting out the backing harmony "she's dead!" I was creased.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtm...cnvirgin102.xml Virgin Media, the £4bn cable TV giant, has effectively put itself up for sale after asking advisers to consider whether it has a future as a publicly-listed company. Sir Richard Branson: Virgin Media hoists 'for sale' sign Sir Richard Branson is thought to be worried at the damage to the Virgina Media brand Its board has instructed Goldman Sachs to review its ownership options after the receipt in the past fortnight of an indicative proposal from US buyout firm Carlyle Group pitched at $30 a share. It has also emerged that Virgin Media has separately been examining a possible disposal of its business telecoms arm, which turned over more than £600m last year. Carlyle's approach values the Nasdaq-listed group at around $10bn (£5bn). Virgin Media shares closed at $24.37 on Friday, down from the high of $28.55 which they hit two days after the company's St Valentine's Day relaunch. Bankers at Goldman are now examining its prospects to judge whether the company would be more appropriately valued by taking it private. Virgin Media declined to comment but the company could be forced to make an announcement as early as today. Goldman is preparing an information memorandum for potential bidders. advertisement A pack of buyout firms has been circling Virgin Media for more than a year, with Kohlberg Kravis Roberts, Permira and Providence Equity Partners all among those considering participating in a ''club'' deal to take over British commercial TV's biggest challenger to BSkyB and ITV. A consortium including Providence, Blackstone, KKR and Cinven made an abortive £10bn approach last summer at about $30 a share.One source close to the situation said Virgin Media was now more willing to entertain offers because the share price had underperformed many peers since then. ''Boards have a duty to consider any offer that is reasonable and, as the share price hasn't moved much in the last year while the telecoms sector has done well, the board may be more willing than last time,'' said the source. The company has come under severe pressure from shareholders, notably the second largest, Franklin Mutual, which answered May's poor first-quarter results by saying it was likely to seek talks with the company over strategy, corporate governance and management. Sir Richard Branson, the largest shareholder, is also thought to be worried at the damage to the brand from the setbacks since the relaunch, including a legal battle with Sky over the supply of the satellite group's basic channels. In the first quarter, Virgin Media swung to an operating loss and revealed that, despite a £25m spend on the relaunch, it had lost 46,900 subscribers to its TV, broadband and telephony services in the first three months of 2007. A takeover by private equity would be the latest in a remarkable series of mergers and restructurings in Britain's cable industry. It is less than two years since NTL and Telewest, having emerged from bankruptcy protection, merged in an attempt to build a credible pay-TV rival to Sky. Last year, the merged group acquired Sir Richard's Virgin Mobile, so adding mobile phone services and rebuilding the damaged brand.

I also like Amon Tobin. And have KLF been mentioned?

Kill Bill vol 2 really is quite dull for anyone who's seen vol 1.

Sorry. I take it Back. Pat's opinions of music are always considered and intelligent. Always recommends a lot of stuff I for one haven't heard of. Please don't take it as a dig mate. Just that you have a far wider range of influences. As I admitted in this thread earlier, my knowledge is limited at best.

I think Alex is your man. Sorry Pat. But I get the impression anyone who's sold more than 42 albums is immediateley unacceptable for you.