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You need to change more than 1 player mate. Only 2 players out of the top 2? 3 Newcastle players? Heart over head there like. Any team needs to have Ronaldo, Gerrard and Lampard in tbh, then whatever you can fit around them. Bargain defenders are cheaper than bargain strikers too, so Terry And Riise seem a bit of a luxury.

Smoked quite a few in my hotel room over the weekend. I guess that's not allowed is it? Proper bad boy me.

Gemmil's always given me the impression they're a bunch of cowboys.

A ha! there's music on my work PC Chemical Brothers - We Are The Night Cornelius - Sensuous

Northing. My ipod's locked. AGAIN!

Shouldn't this be stickied in place of last years? Where I was VERY unlucky btw.

Cheers, Just precautionary tests for stuff that runs in the family. Should be fine. Not like my sister in law who's in hospital and has lost 6 stone in a fortnight. She got out for an hour yesterday and I sat next to her for 5 minutes without recognising her. Hardly slept a wink stressing for her and my brother.

Mackems is fair enough, I guess it's based on supply/demand rather than league position.

People were gutted the weather was lush yesterday. Sitting next to us outside as we puffed away. Bunch of twats. I thought you didn't like being next to smokers, get back indoors you miserable Killjoys.

Happy Biirthday

Can you narrow it down a bit please. Exactly.. that could be quite a range there. Oi, don't you start talking about old boilers! Hey now... stop right now. I won't have you talking about Radgi in that manner! Oops. Soz Radgi- loves ya really I do! only a thick twat wouldn't realise I mean all muslims but as most of you on here on here are thick cunts that defend them I'm not surprised you don't see the point you could read this though which might tell you how they are fucking up the country if you are too thick to grasp it already http://www.poverty.org.uk/summary/work.htm I searched for "muslim" at that link. Doesn't appear once.

I like that we all need a personal statement. Just like on your school report. I've plumped for "Become the poster most known for changing the worldwide poor-quality image of McG products".

It's hilarious They're doing this live earth thing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxSvF8iNEPg

SATURDAY 7TH JUNE ESCAPE TO VICTORY 6.25pm More4 As far as football films go, it's better than When Saturday Comes but not as good as Shaolin Soccer. POLICE ACADEMY 2: THEIR FIRST ASSIGNMENT 8.30pm ITV2 I like the one who makes noises, but the one who likes guns is good too. And the quiet woman who shouts. CHARLIE'S ANGELS 9pm Five Life Heaps of fun MANHUNTER 10.10pm ITV2 I might get round to watching this one day. Not with adverts I won't though. FIGHT CLUB 11.30pm BBC2 When will they get round to filming the rest of Chuck Palahniuk's books? The rights were all bought up ages ago. One of the best films of the nineties. Includes a fun Where's Wally type game where Subliminal Tyler Durden's pop up loads before he's introduced. SUNDAY 8TH JULY CABIN FEVER 10pm Channel 4 First film from the bloke that did Hostel. MONDAY 9TH JULY THIS IS SPINAL TAP 10pm ITV4 Comedy turned up to eleven. THE STING 11.25pm BBC1 WEDNESDAY 11TH JULY JEAN DE FLORETTE 6.40pm Film4 Highly rated Frenchy with Gerrard Durpadurpadur RITA, SUE AND BOB TOO 11.30pm Film4 Classic British film about a bloke having sex with schoolgirls. THURSDAY 12TH JULY MANON DES SOURCES 6.50pm Film4 Sequel to Jean De Florette THE DEATH OF MR LAZARESCU 12.35am Film4 This has had rave reviews all over the shop and I was looking forward to it. I knew it was about a dying man's wait for treatment in the Romanian health service (which sounds very boring) but reviews were so positive I thought it must have something about it. It didn't. I was bored out of my tiny little mind for two and a half hours. The odd shocking moment towards the end wasn't enough to drag me out of my stupour. The entire nursing population of Romania are absoloutley stunning like, and the eye candy held my attention until the end but I really can't see why this was voted world film of the year by BBC4.

Took Mrs and Miss hips to see Shrek 3. What a load of absolute shite. I slept through most of it, it was that bad. You would have missed any good bits then.

Actually the tuition fees question was quite good. Good to see the young uns want less people to go to University.

Students. Either way, they all spend more time watching Spongebob Squarepants than doing any work.

The panel was selected by schoolkids to be fair. I don't see any school kids inthe audience, surely if they are electing the panel they should be in the audience o enjoy the show. That geezer in the pinstripe suit needs to chill out like! They're producing the show. Audience is exclusively between 18 and 22. They want to get a job. Fucking Students.

The panel was selected by schoolkids to be fair.

Kiddy Question time. Douglas Murray seems to be a bit of a panto villian.

Isn't it entirely fictional? Outside of the fact that he was at Leeds.

She makes my purple head balloon. Fnarr fnarr.

Sure the plastic glove wasn't to receive the money, after taking one look at you ???? Har-de-har mother fucker. She removed the glove to complete the transaction thankyou.

Just went to buy some tabs and the wifey behind the counter puts on a plastic glove to get them off the shelf! I know smokers are lepers, but Jesus wept.