Happy Face

Season Ticket 2008/2009.

My mobile was full of texts about this. pop in here to see the reaction and lo and behold there's already 4 pages. Schadenfreude at it's best.

Jonny Trunk & Wisbey - The Ladies' Bras

There was a great channel 5 doc (stick with me here) about the fundamentalist Christians arguing that they need to start being as vigilant as some of the other religions and as forthright in their response to ANY bad-mothing of their chosen faith. As if the Muslim extremists have it spot on and christians need to chase that mentalist corner of the market.

My mam often calls it the "Remotette controlette". Blatantly trying to feminise what is inherently male object.

When I tried listening to the top 40 a few weeks back I found this to be a particularly dreary track by a dull dull performer. I did like the first 4 seconds though.

Doesn't really work, Bollocks bollocks would Bollock Bollocks bollocks, not Bollocks them.

Your lack of wonderment is dispiriting.

For any n ≥ 1, the sentence buffalo^n is grammatically correct (according to Chomskyan theories of grammar).

is a grammatically correct sentence.

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Real letters written by real fans to real glamour models Link might be NSFW http://www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/dfm.shtml

I'm reliably informed that the plural of remote is remai.

In my house it's the doofer. But whenever I hear another house calling it the doofer it seems weird.

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SUNDAY 26TH AUGUST BACK TO THE FUTURE 2.25pm ITV2 M4TT owns this film of course, but that's no reason we can't all enjoy it. SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGEANCE 11.35pm Film4 Follow up to Oldboy, not quite as good, but still jolly good. MONDAY 27TH AUGUST CHINATOWN 11.05pm five Roman Polanski work of genius with Jack Nicholsan. RAISING ARIZONA 12midnight BBC1 The Coen Brothers get into the swing of proper comedy. They perfected it with The Big Lebowski, but this was a cracking start. DUMPLINGS 12.25am Film4 Hong Kong Horror that'll probably be remde within a year. WEDNESDAY 29TH AUGUST RED SONJA 11.15pm BBC3 Class fantasy film that I loved more than any other when I was little. BRAZIL 11.20pm BBC2 Fucking shit. REPO MAN 1.30am Film4 Meant to be a classic like. Dying to see it. FRIDAY 31ST AUGUST KAGEMUSHA 12.40am Film4 Akira Kurosawa classic Sorry I've gave them all short shrift this week. Couldn't be arsed.

Few post work pints at the box. Back to shields later on for some real Ale at the Maltings. Saturday afternoon on a bit of a crawl around the dingy pubs of shields with the lads. Few games of killer as the scores come in. Sunday afternoon - Boro Match at the New Crown Sunday night - 21st birthday do Monday - sand down and paint the internal doors, fit some door stops, seal the new bath, fit the panels and any other odd jobs around the house.....unless it's lush, then I'll sit in the yard with a wet rag on my head.

That record shop next to Sgt Peppers is having a sale this weekend. All you can carry for a tenner in one section. Up to 20% off all sections. Loads of CD's £3.99 I was expecting to have loads to put in this thread, but I left with nowt. Very poor 80's vinyl in abundance with manky students sat on the floor flicking through every one of them.

You're single aren't you? You conceited prik!

Advice for a first date? Don't take advice from Alex or J69, one's very conceited and the other's particularly shallow.

Just spent an hour walking aimlessly around town enjopying the view. Sweet like tropicana. Working till 5.30 on a bank holiday Friday is no good.

Wor lass bawled her eyes out all the way through that film. ...you know that life sapping feeling you get when you absolutely know you're not going to get your oats at the end of the night because all they're going to want to do is cuddle.... I think you're thinking of different films. Happiness is a film called Happiness. Happyness is a film that makes women want to cuddle. You plagiarising from Empire again? A marked improvement on your usual synopses anyway Empire would have got the name of the film right.

Wor lass bawled her eyes out all the way through that film. ...you know that life sapping feeling you get when you absolutely know you're not going to get your oats at the end of the night because all they're going to want to do is cuddle.... I think you're thinking of different films. Happiness is a film called Happiness. Happyness is a film that makes women want to cuddle.

Difficult to remember stuff you've copied and pasted from Empire in fairness Fuck off! Empire FFS. Sight and Sound, please.

Yor taste went up in my estimation when I momentarily thought you were bestowing the godly title of 'HIM' on Neil Diamond or Johnny Cash, I soon reached my senses and youtubed 'HIM' to confirm it was some godawful cover.