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putting england first again, scumbag

Said all the right things. Last more than 50 minutes on Monday and it'll be even better. I'm more concerned about how shit an article can be. One paragraph that stretches past a single sentence?

Has anyone mentioned Hitler yet?

I like Alan Greene, and he's foreign. I just think the BBC need to get people who aren't twats rather than worrying about nationality. To be fair, I think "Lawro" is one of the few BBC tv commentators who doesn't give a shit about slagging a player off. That's why they keep him away from Ian Wright so they can all have a big circle wank in the studio over little Wright-Philips. In a perfect world all co-commentary would be done by Andy Gray.

My bad. It's on 5live extra... http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/sportsextra/schedule.shtml

I'd have thought it will be on five live.

tsk... well thats me fucked then .... You certainly would have been if you were in it.

Rave reviews for the new album. http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/content_dis...7f1d15f9d67fa0d http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/album/...ck_n_roll_jesus http://www.boston.com/ae/music/cd_reviews/...ovet_thy_idols/ Apologies to James for suggesting he was alone in his strange fascination. Kid Rock evidently Rules.

Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion - excellent, something for everyone...except straight women.

Low - Drums and Guns

Captain Kirk - Chris Pine Older Mr Spock - Leonard Nimoy Young Mr Spock - Zachary Quinto Scotty - Simon Pegg Nero - Eric Bana Uhura - Zoe Saldana Chekov - Anton Yelchin Sulu - John Cho Leonard 'Bones' McCoy - Karl Urban

Nice to see Owen as good as sat out both internationals.

Go Kid Go! http://www.gigwise.com/news.asp?contentid=37858 He's amazing.

Let's not forget the most important thing about the situation, that it inspired this

I never even knew they were going steady.

That's fuckin immense. I've got a sore neck from laughing. All credit, our Keane thread is somewhat lacking in comparison. ...And I had to steal the latest as an ava.

Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver, Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver Man.

baaaaaaaaaaaaa B'dap dap dap dap daaaaaaaaaaaa.

Can't beat a bit of UNKLE. What's your opinion on the album? Had it for ages and not given it much of a chance up to now, but had it on all week. Chemistry is a great track.

"Steve Harper has a run....while (taking it easy) Babayaro prefers a slower approach" Nice dig.

that was on the danny baker phone-in thing wasnt it? great story, but this thread should be about footballers really shouldn't it? But footballers stories are invariably shit. Have you ever read a football biography? I'd rather creosote the fence.

The scottish fan who got his dad to make him a bow-tie in the team coulours, out of wood. It was too heavy so he attached it to a pole and held it like a roman standard.

Hardly comparable.

I didn't even know it had been dropped, which shows how much I care.