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BROWN TAX ON CHRISTMAS

It's better than "Your beard is giving me a rash", I suppose. Or "I'm getting too jealous of Toady"

So you're one of them mackem bastards who opposed the ground extension?

Right! I was conceived at a Bobby Thompson gig in the Irish club, delivered by St John's Ambulance at pitch side, brought up in the bushes behind the Gallowgate stand, now live in Leazes Terrace and work on St James' Street. I've was reared on nowt but ham and pease pudding stotties and I won't even put red sauce on me mash because I'd be physically sick just from the colour combination.

Well done for the best "I am a cock" post ever! In the words of Buddy from Elf "You finally did it". Biggest bite ever, I don't know what you're biting at though ya daft cunt. If you don't know what he's biting at, you weren't fishing, were you?

Did I say Morecambe and Wise? I meant Manning and Davidson.

Are you getting a time machine too They are good tops mate, good quality, better than the current ones, its short sleeve and v neck. I have the blue away top from 1993-94, Brown Ale 1998 home one [which my daughter now has], the blue letter Northern Rock one. As I only wear them for games they are superceded and then someone buys me a new one so they sit in the wardrobe !!!!! Magness Magness son. I'm looking for one of them charities I can send all my old strips off to if anyone knows of one. Theres a bloke in Afghanistan giving them to local football teams/kids and that. Its free postage too and they were drawing interest from soccer am . Facebook Group Adress is Good Man. Imagine you're in a gunfight with a load of insurgents in premier league strips. I couldn't help but not aim for anyone in a toon strip. I wouldn't want to lose us the war of terror.

Jarra and Douglas (IOM).

Are you getting a time machine too They are good tops mate, good quality, better than the current ones, its short sleeve and v neck. I have the blue away top from 1993-94, Brown Ale 1998 home one [which my daughter now has], the blue letter Northern Rock one. As I only wear them for games they are superceded and then someone buys me a new one so they sit in the wardrobe !!!!! Magness Magness son. I'm looking for one of them charities I can send all my old strips off to if anyone knows of one.

How the fuck is it PC gone mad? "Fuck", "Shit", "Nigger", "Fag" and any other offensive words aren't allowed on pre-watershed radio.

A new low.

Wacky and Smooth are like Morcombe and Wise to give credit where it's deserved. Cut above the rest of the 'comedy' offered on here, since Gemmill did an Andy Kauffman.

Fucking hell are you trying to turn this into a bitch fest? Come on I'll 'ave ya! No what I'm saying is Allardyce is shite, he isn't going to take the club forward in the long run so let Mort get out there and find another manager, then either move him upstairs or ask him for his resignation. Clear as mud now? No mention of IF. No mention of thin air, thin lizzy or flat stanley. No mention of me being right, correct or the fucking king anywhere. There is me mentioning that I have enough confidence in our new chairman Mr Mort being smart enough to employ a manager that will take the club forward both on and off the field. There is mention of me stating we have seen this all before with the last two mangers and sticking by them does not take the club forward. I could list half a dozen available managers that would be perfect for the job but what would be the point in that, happy face you're smart enough to know who they are and no Hitzfield isn't on that list. I see you didn't address the reasons why I think Shepherd hired Allardyce, so does this mean you agree or disagree with it? Lastly, I really don't think I'm in the minority when it comes to Allardyce, there are a lot of "wait until the end of the season" opinions out there and that's because people are living in fear of the laughing stock mentality you mentioned. To be honest I think that's as long as he'll last anyway. Not a bitch fest, just can't comprehend the "sack him" mentality. How exactly did we "stick with" the last two managers? Is that what we call one season now? How football has changed. I'm glad we got rid of Souness when we did though. He was a travesty from start to finish. I wish I knew half a dozen managers better than Allardyce who're willing and available to manage Newcastle. You give me too much credit if you think I do. Shepherd hired Allardyce because the fans sanctioned it. Outside of that I have no clue as to his motivation.

"You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done." Fuck some days I wish you'd just fold'em! Forget all this attractive football shite, we haven't played attractive football consistantly since SBR took the team to third. How are people going to react when at home against Derby Allardyce sets his team to stiffle the opposition? If it works and we win, I'll be over the moon. If Allardyce finishes us higher year on year for (say) 3 years running, getting us back into Europe long term but with some dull football, i'll be more than happy. You seriously want us to appoint a fifth manager in the space of three years, just to avoid the odd bit of boredom, even if there's some fun (like Arsenal) mixed in there. We're already a laughing stock man. Even the mackems accept their lot in life with more dignity than this. Were you a Shepherd fan? Serious question because he was also keen on getting rid of any manager that looked like they might not finish top 5, and that's why most fans can't stand the fat fuck. For sacking people at the wrong time and making the Newcastle job about as appealing as England, though it was very appealing when he took charge. I personally hate him for being a fat arrogant prick who could not see when he made a mistake and had the footballing management judgement of a dead rat. Oh and for using NUFC as his own personal cash cow and shitting on the fans. QFT and I also feel fat Freddy employed Allardyce for all the wrong reasons. He like Shepherd isn't (wasn't) adverse to a few dodgy transfers, Allardyce is know to get the best out of cheap and bargain players, etc. Then everything changed. Most of those traits don't really impact the clubs success, the only one that does is management selection and as I recall it 99% of people on here were in favour of Allardyce. I ask the question because I thought Shepherd's high turnover of managers was a bugbear among fans. Perhaps it was just me. But to lambaste Shepherd because he never learned from his mistakes, and then to advocate ANOTHER sacking without a better replacement lined up smacks to me of contradiction. Also, if you don't have time to explain why I'm wrong, best not to condescend to me, when you're the one in the minority on this one mate. Bollocks if you're going to make up a number make it realistic. I can honestly only recall me and SSH being dead against it tbh. Apologies if others were, I'm no good with remembering the names and opinions of everyone on here, but with over 5000* members, I thought I was being canny realistic, because there definitely weren't 50 people that voiced strong opposition. Generally people thought it was an improvement. No? *Where did I get that from?

Michael Owen is rated only at 50-50 to return for Newcastle when they face Derby in the Barclays Premier League on Sunday. The 28-year-old has not featured for the Magpies since suffering a thigh injury playing in an England friendly against Austria last month. Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce had originally pencilled Owen in for the Rams clash, but is keen to tread carefully with four games to come over the Christmas and New Year period. "Hopefully Michael is going to get back into some form of training this week, and Derby might still be a bit soon, but we'll keep our fingers crossed," Allardyce told the Newcastle Chronicle. "Certainly, we would hope to have Steven Taylor and possibly Abdoulaye Faye and Stephen Carr back. "We'll try to get them into training as quickly as we can, because the games are coming thick and fast." http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/..._Newcastle.html

Was Owen not meant to be fit for Derby?

Can you not read man? What do you think getting it right means? I think the fact that you didn't even read the above quote in my post sort of puts the following statement from you into perspective and justifies my comment about it not worth discussing with you. You obviously haven't read other people's posts also if you think I'm a majority of one. I think getting it right means a manager moving us up the league, like Allardyce is doing. Correct me if I'm wrong but you seem to be saying IF we get a better manager, and IF that better manager does a better job you'll have been proved right. However, you're not saying who that could realistically be in order to justify getting rid of who we currently have....and that we should get rid and rely on Mort to produce a top class manager from thin air. Please read my posts before saying I don't read others. I said you're in the minority, not that you're the only one who wants rid.

Remember Faye Tozer.

Perhaps someone could collate all of our Magness into a signature for referall to settle debates.

I just made that up btw, I have no idea who was asked first As long as I was asked before the janitor. ...and the janitor before Stevie

I've lived closer my whole life than you ever have in yours and I'm a mackem, so you're going to have to live with it. You plastic Mag you

Salesman Classic 1967 documentary by the Maysles brothers that follows four door to door salesman selling expensive bibles to poor catholic families. The desparation is palpable. I don't know if this served as some sort of inpiration to Glengarry Glen Ross, but it's a perfect companion. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064921/traile...play-E18780-310

Mackam? Must be. I'm know Stevie wouldn't piss on me if I were ablaze, that's for sure.

Live 10.7 miles away Live 6.7 miles from Le Stade de shite.