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Had to laugh at last weeks smodcast when they defined FOP as "Fat Overweight Penis". I had wondered like. The name always reminds me of the below-par hair pomade Ulysses has to purchase in O Brother Where Art Thou. Was on the other night. "Dammit I don't want Dapper Dan, I'm a Fop man!" Other way round, you spaz. Even then it'd still be wrong. "Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

Went to investigate, annd according to wikipedia... Which made me think he's a twat, but... is fair enough. harsh. Where did it all go wrong Calum?

Because he's a massive tool. So I'm led to believe. Still not sure why though.

Haven't got a clue either way. I keep forgetting christmas is coming and buy what I want.

Seems N-O win the magness contest. 1.MATTHEWS - Stanley 2.LIVERPOOL'S TRANSPORT – Redcar 3.SLOW WALK - Amble 4.CHARGING THE BACON - Billingham 5.MIKE IS ANGRY – Neville’s Cross 6.20cwt OF OXO CUBES - Stockton 7.BIG CLOCK FAKE - Bensham 8.HEAVY YOUNG SHEEP - Lambton 9.TODAY'S SCALD - Newburn 10.PLANETRY HOME - Marsden 11.FRIARS CENTURY - Monkton 12.100 SUICIDAL CREATURES - Lemington 13.WHERE YOGI LIVES - Bearpark 14.BURIED LETTER - 15.MICROSOFT BOSS - Gateshead 16.ROBERT BEARDSLEY - Peterlee 17.CRICKET EXTRA NOT CLOSED - Wideopen 18.BEACH VILLAS - Seahouses 19.MR THROWER MOST IMPORTANT – Percy Main 20.KEEP YOURS UP IN THE SONG - 21.CEREAL WISH – Ryehope 22.FLOWERPOT MAN IS FINE - Benwell 23.PULL THE POLICE - Tow Law 24.SONGBIRD BEER & MONKS - Finchale Abbey 25.IRISH STOUT - Beamish 26.THE LITTLE BIG APPLE - New York 27.MY SORROW Pity me 28.COST OF A LIFE - Killingworth 29.PLUMP MEADOW - Fatfield 30.ADAM & EVE'S FORTRESS - Castle Eden 31.HEAVY METAL OPENING - Leadgate 32.COLOURFUL TEAM - Greenside 33.COMMON CRIMINAL - Crook 34.QUESTION MR REVIE - Howdon 35.FRENCH BRIDE ANTELOPE - 36.LINE OF BOTTLES - Jarrow 37.COST OF A MAN - Heworth 38.HEALTHY COIL - Springwell 39.WRITER:G.B. - Penshaw 40.MISSION CONTROL –ALMOST – Ouston 41.COUNTY HIGHLAND - 42.MR MOORE - 43.1 OF 10 GREEN ONES - Walbottle 44.STATELY HOME IN THE TREES - Forest hall 45.SOUNDS LIKE A LARGE CATCH - 46.STAMFORD BRIDGE MOUND - Battle Hill 47.FOWL TO PUT ON - Cockfield 48.COUNTY NOT OFF - 49.POLISHED LINE - Shiny Row 50.MAGPIES HOME - 51.SHEARERS HUNDRED - Alston 52.LOWER ARMOUR - South Shields 53.SUNBATHING PITCH MEADOW - Tanfield 54.FREDA CUNNINGHAM MOUND - Ferryhill 55.OK - Ryton 56.CAPTAIN MAIN - 57.VALUE OF JOCKEYS CLOTHING - Silksworth 58.OWNS A DEEP HOLE 59.'ORANGES & LEMONS' - Belsay 60.RECENT ONE ON THE COAST - Newbiggin by the sea 61.BREEZY CORNER - Windy Nook 62.FRESH JAM - New Hartley 63.PSYCHO STARS TOWN 64.BANK HOLIDAY FIRE - Whitburn 65.BIG BUT NOT STRAIGHT - Longbenton 66.1862 DESTINATION – Blaydon 67.NUTTY OIL PLATFORM - Hazelrigg 68.COLLYMORE'S WISH - Stanhope 69.WEARING A RABBIT SKIN - Pelton 70.BLEACH THE COUNTRY - Blanchland 71.SALMON IN FLAMES - Fishburn 72.CHESS PIECE IN PUFFIN COUNTRY - Bishop Auckland 73.QUESTION LARRY - 74.FLOWERPOT MAN JETTY - Bill Quay 75.STORAGE FOR THE FORTIFIED WINE 76.MAE'S VEGETABLE PLOT - West Allotment 77.CHAIR ON THE DRAIN - Seaton Sluice 78.HEAD SOUTH&FINISH 1 AFTER 3RD - Gosforth 79.OUR VALUE 80.GREAT CHINESE FINISH - Wallsend 81.SIX SIDED PORK - Hexham 82.ORGAN THE FRENCH PUDDLE - Hartlepool 83.CUT BACK UNIVERSITY HEAD - Trimdon 84.UNMARRIED RULE 85.RATS MOUNTAIN STREAM 86.TORY BADGERS STREAM 87.MACPINE - Scotswood 88.WATER ON FIRE – Seaburn 89.RED & BLUEKAGOOLS 90.INDIAN RICE – Pelaw 91.TREE CUTTING - Felling 92.FERRARI - Redcar 93.HEAVYWEIGHT FIANCE 94.CYCLIST - Byker 95.CYCLIST WITHOUT A CYCLE - Walker 96.SCORE IN EXTRA TIME 97.100 DIRTY CLOTHES - Washington 98.CHARLIE THE FRENCH ROAD – Chester Le Street 99.NOT START OR THE END DISTRICT - Middlesbrough 100.WHERE RECEIVERS OF STOLEN GOODS LIVE - Fencehouses

Why do people not like him?

I thought secret santa was always a piss take. If I got something I wanted/liked I'd be amazed. Never considered returning the '99 FA cup final dvd a man U fan got me to rub it in. Remember pistone getting a bloody sheep's heart?

Obviously not interested in club unity. Minus five Magness points.

They've hardly managed any...

I gave her some stick for being so zany like. but howay, unicycling? Canny otherwise though.

I was never that keen on wor Al.

you pissed?

Drink it and buy some Zubrowka or Grey Goose for your gift.

Should have cut to the credits 10 seconds sooner. Still superb if you ask me.

The first is the hardest and best... "We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable. "

Had to laugh at last weeks smodcast when they defined FOP as "Fat Overweight Penis". I had wondered like.

$50M opening weekend. You can guarantee a sequel.

Want to change your user name? ''Used to be Fat Boy'' ''Not So Fat Boy'' ''Recently Fat but not anymore boy'' Maybe just boy... Fine, as long as you're not black. It's political correctness gone mad.

ditto

http://www.metacritic.com/tv/shows/extrase...ialseriesfinale I guess there's torrents about.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=al...hechipmunks.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=al...hechipmunks.htm

Another freebie? You bamp Been sat on my shelf for months too.

13 disc set for £30 http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/displayProduct...&sku=533075 £125 saving :coolsmiley: If you've never seen them... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPrm6luPmME Classic! 11 disc set for £30. Definitive story of WW2. Widely regarded as the greatest documentary series made. http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B...=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE £70 saving