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Taylor could fill Butt's boots against stoke. Might be too attack oriented though.

Bin Laden has issued a new TV message to prove he's still alive. In it he says Newcastle were shit on Saturday. British Intelligence have dismissed it saying "this could have been recorded any time in the last 5 years".

In all fairness, I'm pissed off we didn't approach anyone before getting rid. It's only common sense.

Don't see why we can't have one without the other.

He went clinically insane on national television and we still love him. Even if he only did as well as Allardyce, the least he'd do is play football the fans would put up with.

Lots of common sense there, but I don't like Mark Hughes. Souness *spit* had a good record too, and I never liked him either.

I said last week, it was my first thought when Allardyce went and I got all geet butterflies and that. To continue Patrokles' relationship analogy, like going back with that gorgeous mad bitch who was the best lay of your life. You know it's a mistake, but fuck it.

Yes he is. I really hope he doesn't though, As the original Messiah (AD) I would hate to see him fall from grace, and it's a risk he doesn't need to take. You're Jesus Christ? It would certainly account for all the babbling bullshit he's talking about me not you I know you are but what am I tastic.

Don't be downhearted Sean. The old cynics around these parts just envy your boundless optimism and youthful naiveness.

When you can earn £6M in a few months you don't rush into spurning that kind of opportunity.

It's not like it was just a couple of quotes either - it was a huge interview! Who did those journalists talk to then?

I really wish everyone would just shut the fuck up! I'm sick of hearing what's best for Newcastle from people who've never been to the club apart from being on the away side.

I expected a Mourinho thread on N-O. I expected more of this place though.

I just don't like the feel of Hughes coming in, but loooking at his managerial record, there's very little to argue against him. I'd be happier with him than Redknapp.

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Sky sent me the pilot of that to watch as part of a focus group type thing. I told them it was shite.

Finished The World at War already, Seems only right to invest in the series that inspired it...

Howard Kenadallicious

Do they not hate each others guts then (Owen and Keegan)?

Nice one centurion, like it, like it.

Gave fatty some money, but he had to make do with Viduka, Geremi and Rozenhal when he wanted Anelka, Dunne and Modric. Did they want us??? Why did he have to make do? he signed them no-one held a gun to his head did they? Who knows, we never approached them. He had to get someone in if he'd been refused those kinds of funds didn't he. Our net spend was lower than it's been for a few years.

Gave fatty some money, but he had to make do with Viduka, Geremi and Rozenhal when he wanted Anelka, Dunne and Modric.

Love the bloke. Just that sports direct advert and 'arry being the heoght of ambition have got on my goat.

Watched 'The Impossible Job' documentary again recently. "LES! Demand it! Perhaps they can't see you" "It's gotta go, it's gotta go big!" "Carlton, We're losing the shape! FACKING HELL!" "I cannot have faces like yours round me Rob." "Tell your friend the referee he's cost me my job." Phil Neal repeating the last two words of every sentence he utters. Legendary. I chased the video for years before the internets were released... http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=...330900744785719 Just watched it from start to finish again. "I'm a metre, I'm a metre" The Spinal Tap of sports documentaries.

Or the only player that actually cares about the team. Get a grip. Isn't he the mole? Or his family?