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"Here man this'll look cush if a hang it oot me winda!"

Probably fell down the back of the mantle piece?

this was packed for the derby. now, istanbul, any ideas? I don't know my Turkish geography, but... Colaki (near Manavgat): Cihans / Fizz Bar

How do you lose a 2500 square foot flag?

...and is there really any need for a third shearer thread in 24 hours?

Because it's true? 35,000 made more noise on Wednesday than any 50,000+ crowd has made all season at St James', just on the promise of a bit of spark being put on the pitch. I don't think 35,000 expect to get past Arsenal and win the cup, but at least they know we won't set up to stop them playing.

So much for Big Sams dietry science.

I never thought I'd be looking at Keegan managing like a cuddly old grandad, Robson style. He looks like he enjoys a dram as much as Cloughie.

There's 54 back room staff at the club. I might know what 2 of them actually do. But I do enjoy perpetuating the story that Taerry Mac is there to take bets and put balls in nets.

Was it Brock or J69 who started going on about his bird being better than everyone else's? The "Big club" debate is almost that embarrassing. Newcastle United are the biggest club to me. Whatever any other fucker says or does won't change it.

http://perezhilton.com/2008-01-18-the-tom-...e-dance-version

"I know this club inside out...etc...etc" "I've never even been to the training ground in my life, never met half the players"

Contacted before Redknapp "turned us down".

link? i couldn't see on on 5 live's site Just click "Listen Live" under Simon Mayo's mug. http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/

I went to the Greggs at gallowgate for my sausage and bean melt at dinner time. I was amazed to find I could pay immediately without fighting past a queue of geordie legends and europes elite footballers. What's the world coming to?

Yes the 4-3 shite is bollocks (I think his average scoreline in his first period as manager was 2-1). But the fact is the majority of Newcastle fans demand attractive football first and foremost. Otherwise, Allardyce would still be here, because we were in no danger.

Why do people need transcription? Five live have had a nice hour long build up of informed debate and you can listen to it anywhere in the world online. The non-geordies begging them to stop talking about it are hilarious. The bloke in the studio goes, "That would be like telling people to stop talking about Princess Di after she died, you might not be interested, but it's going to be talked about".

Bobby moments from Keegan... http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Palms/6687/keggy.html

Good lad. Personally I won't judge Keegan's tenure a failure if we win nowt. It'll be a success as long as I don't hate the manager, the backroom staff, the players, the board, the stewards and the ballboys with every fibre of my being and always have that lingering thought that I could be in the pub rather than putting up with playing 10 defensive players on a sub-zero night.

I think they are both covering it. yeah they mentioned it yesterday cant see it at work though so I need to rely on you guys to tell me what happens then I think Talksport are covering it, you can listen live at talksport.net I'll see if five live trail it first. If I can I'd prefer to avoid Talksport. It'll never be taken off the air if people listen to it.

Not so much a press conference at St James' as a sermon on the mount. It wants to be on five live too.

Persecute! Kill the heretic. Whatever your thoughts Souness<Roeder<=Allardyce<Keegan FACT! It's getting better every day.

Gay? And a quitter to boot.

Song selection isn't as good as 2. I've got pretty bored with it pretty quick. And the gamerpoints distribution is completely out of whack.