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The Complete Lisa Sparxxx Very little plot to it, poor cinematography, no originality whatsoever, but exccellent use of lubricant and a joy fro start to finish.

Did going down help Man City in ANY way whatsoever? After Keegan got them back up they yo-yo'd a few years and have only had a bit of a run this season due to a new owner and a new world class manager. We've already got that without going down.

Sounds like mackem talk to me. "It'll be fine if we go down because we came up a year too soon" Bollocks! If we drop out of the top flight it'll be the worst thing to have happened to the club in 20 years, whichever way you look at it. But most especially with the increased TV revenue deal just around the corner.

I'll bet you we don't. If you lose, you have to change your ava to a still from the new Transformers film for a week....and not one with that lass with her chebs oot. Has to be a robot to show everyone how you love it so. ...I said we won't do what I was calculating, but I reckon we've got 11 games I'd fancy us in. We won't win them all, but relegation hasn't even crossed my mind.

We've got 42 points to play for. This season we've averaged 1.125 points per game so far. As a finger in the air, if we're twice as good now Keegan's arrived and we get 2.25 PPG, that's worth another 31 points. That'll be a 58 point total. Last season that was enough for 6th place. I'm happy with how we've performed since Keegan arrived, but no way are we 100% better than we were.

Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast in France? Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

A Jonny inspired shuffle Kraftwerk - Trans-Europe Express Gavin Castleton - 2007 The Polyphonic Spree - Hanging Around (Alternate Version) Bob Dylan - Chimes of Freedom Stars of the Lid - Piano Aquieu Quasimoto - Shroom Music RJD2 - Beyond The Beyond Buraka Som Sistema - Buraka Entra Buck 65 - Craftsmanship The Beta Band - Dry The Rain

He was asked about Keegan. He said it might work, it might not. With psychological dexterity like that, Hannibal Lector must be shitting himself.

Middle class racists have a strange sense of humour.

Sounds duller than Cast Away without "WILSON!" to raise the standing of acting.

How is she a good role model? She's a multi-millionairess in her own right. She's never been in the papers for ANYTHING negative I know of. She kept a dignified silence through her husband's little affair and stuck by him/her family. He porked some dirty bint while he had 2 kids at home. Not exactly awesome role modelness if you ask me! He could basically have any woman in the world. He's got them throwing pussy at him. And he's weakened once. I only wish I could turn away that many women. it wasn't only once though, and that's only the ones I know about Only once that's public knowledge. That's all that matters. I don't reckon there'll be many more, if any. I reckon anyone that so much as sniffs his cock would be straight to the papers.

I used to, until Harry Hill started to mine the comedy gold from every single clip no matter how shit on the surface.

Or ANYTHING afayc.

Or put your money away until you have 3K then buy what you're after.

See my posts going back years!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 I've been saying it for ages. It's like an old boys' club. All this 'motty' 'lawro' 'J.P' shite, and now we have Shearer cosying up to them. Must go or I'll bust a blood vessel. Used to love it when Danny Baker got irate about the 'Readers Wives' Used to drive him potty when they'd say "He'll be unhappy with that" or "He was unlucky there". Call it like it is Wrighty you twat! Your son was a fucking disgrace to the shirt!

I'd love to see RICO on there. Actually, scratch that. Remember the fans' forum on ITV?

Paul Fletcher is a dick.

How is she a good role model? She's a multi-millionairess in her own right. She's never been in the papers for ANYTHING negative I know of. She kept a dignified silence through her husband's little affair and stuck by him/her family. He porked some dirty bint while he had 2 kids at home. Not exactly awesome role modelness if you ask me! He could basically have any woman in the world. He's got them throwing pussy at him. And he's weakened once. I only wish I could turn away that many women.

Jesus! He's missed tht by a mile hasn't he? He closed his eyes!

he should only get a cap if he merits it though, otherwise whats the point really? Exactly. I don't know, maybe the point could be that he's an extremely popular member of the squad who (if his professionalism and ability are given their just reward) can inspire other squad members to put the work in and reach the same level of respect in the game. Or they could just say "Fuck him! He's on the scrap heap" and show the current crop what we do to even the very best players that we have in this country.

He's already on 88 you know. Or was that a dig at his fitness?

he should only get a cap if he merits it though, otherwise whats the point really? The point is to get Englands best player of the last decade his 100th cap. Gazza couldn't get it through injury. Owen and Rooney are pretty much guaranteed it it if they stay fit. Beckham deserves to be in that group.

How is she a good role model? She's a multi-millionairess in her own right. She's never been in the papers for ANYTHING negative I know of. She kept a dignified silence through her husband's little affair and stuck by him/her family.