Happy Face

Where were the quotes originally from like? I assumed they were from The Mag interview which must've been done a little while ago. Wouldn't put it past Shepherd to be undermining the club with these stories. Twat. Or Oliver. Cunt.

Happy Birthday you young bastard.

Were you the first lad that got booed off or the second one that took a stage dive?

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Because it's all bollocks.

No

JawD's ex... After the emergency stop in my first test I pulled off in reverse. I passed second time around though.

Me too. I think that picture is donkeys years old.

Don't eat too much cake pet.

Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs. You both were. If we're being pedantic. Which we are. If we're really being pedantic, Smooth wasn't at all. I took the hit for the sake of a pun.

Obviously you were wrong HF but just get over it man. tbf Smooth was wrong, but let's not split hairs.

Thread pedantry about to breach tolerance.

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It's my cousins birthday on Saturday. He's called Jonny. I think he's turning 22.....or 23.

While we're on the subject, there's a new feature length documentary in cinemas this month called Helvetica which traces the history of the eponymous font. Don't all rush for tickets at once, I'm sure it'll have a lengthy run.

Richer than you though. Others have tried to shag their way into the limelight, few with as much success.

I just got that. Nobody else has though. But surely it is cowardy custard and not cowardly custard ? In which case both the attempted joke and your ackowledgement are ridiculously amateurish whims. Young 'uns these days!! No. 'Cowardy' isn't a word.

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No shit? Some shit, according to people in this thread. I'm told her 'auto'biography in particular.

20,000 hours of television screened in the UK every week (including The Vault & Hollyoaks) and a night of old fashioned cabaret singers is the worst of it?

She's done very well for herself.

I'm sure Catmag will be along soon to point out you've spelled 'custard' wrong.

Disappointingly work safe.

A pregnant woman can blame her hormones for babbling on incoherently.

A pregnant woman doesn't walk away with £6M when she shits out a dead feotus.