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Skoozy, ah enywon go' a gockle ah onj jooz?

I love the bloke, but he IS a schizophrenic Mr Man (Mr Shouty/Mr Quiet).

Explain yourself! Hooo-aaaaaah

For a change? I'm always positive! For a change..... We're fucking shite, we're definitely going down, Keegan is a mong, Ashley needs to sell up, Owen is shit, we need to get rid on a free this summer just to save on his wages, if we don't spend £150M in the summer we might not survive in the championship either. Harumph, harumph, harumph.

Michael Clayton Not too shabby. Taut for the most part, but you can see the traditional ending come from a mile off. Tilda Swinton getting best supporting actress is a disgrace like. She was canny, but not a patch on Cate Blanchette in I'm Not There.

Lies made baby Jesus cry.

We should, nay, must get the 3 points back.

The other one, based on the Ballard book is ok too like. I liked the one you're on about though. It was a bit heavy-handed at times like. That scene with the little girl, that I won't spoil by describing further, always makes me choke up a bit... probably up there with my favourite films of all time. Not one for bubbling at films but that scene nearly got me. The sneaky fucker eh? Lucky you're nails and were able to supress the emotions desperately trying to get out. Just reminded myself it was only a film (i.e. not real life) and the emotion passed, should try it some time Nah, don't you wait till dark and turn off all the lights to be scared by a horror? When a film is working you don't want to take yourself out of the moment, you want to go with it man.

The other one, based on the Ballard book is ok too like. I liked the one you're on about though. It was a bit heavy-handed at times like. That scene with the little girl, that I won't spoil by describing further, always makes me choke up a bit... probably up there with my favourite films of all time. Not one for bubbling at films but that scene nearly got me. The sneaky fucker eh? Lucky you're nails and were able to supress the emotions desperately trying to get out.

You mean BEPL.

Imagine standing in a bar with the cunt, would be a laugh a minute eh? I'll continue to give the Trent a wide berth if this is representative of the patter like.

Proving Stevie wrong. Picking up on his spelling mistakes after he picked on my typo's! What are you struggling with?! The idea that patronize isn't an American spelling. I don't care about where spellings were conceived. Half the English words we have don't originate from England, but patronize is American where patronise is English. Right?

Am I the only one who can't see what Thompers is so pleased about?

Liverpool is canny enough. Had a few good nights out there. The Academy down there is a fucking disgrace though.

"Brothers, we should be fighting together" "We are!" "No, I mean against the common enemy"

I'm embarrassed for you all.

I think we could attract the likes of Diego, if we were in the top 7 or 8, but he's going to look at it now, and think this team who are interested in me, have gained 11 points out of a potential 60, why would I join them when Valencia want me, other than being a mercenary cunt. Even if we stay up, this relegation battle we're in will have a lot of short and medium term ramfications for the reputation of the club. I think the summer/winter windows of the past couple of years show that it's not just the current threat of relegation that has left us unattractive to top players.

I don't normally post on the N-O footy board, but I had to this morning to get some common sense football chat. Considering the split, now THAT's ironic!

1 Bradfordians Eric Brady 46 1584 2 Inter Continental Chris Hayles 39 1571 3 Kev Adimantium Ankle alan barnewell 40 1533 4 Gatcha Utd Martin Collins 49 1524 5 Farcelona Mark Henderson 28 1509 6 Baggio's Boot Boys Matthew Allen 16 1506 7 Nogon Sausages McGhee 33 1499 8 The Big Men John Fair 34 1492 9 Copa Cacapa Chris H 37 1470 10 Magpie Men Kevin Gill 14 1445

Well if you look at the Champion's league, not that shit. Although what there certainly is in the Premiership is pretty much two separate leagues. Last time I checked there were more than 4 teams in The Premiership. Relegation bait Bolton are on their way to European glory though.

Those are rather paltry totals aren't they?

FYP Don't be fooled by Rossi's finishing position. Only two bikes with Bridgestones finished in the top half, Stoner and Rossi which must scare the other teams because they finished 1st and 4th respectively on shite tires so what's to gong to be like once they get their tires right? HF, superbikes and MotoGp are two different categories. And baseball's not rounders....they're both still boring as fuck.

I think it's your bedtime mate.

Aye, one fucking point, and for £20m more, and not in the cup. Whoop de fucking doo. Man U and Arsenal are out the cup too. Wenger and Fergie must be shite too eh? Moron.