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Funk Pledge shirt by Kind of Blue features images of Brown, Sly Stone, and George Clinton, and the text 'I pledge allegience to the funk, the whole funk, and nothing but the funk. So help me James, Sly, & George. amen'.

Too many T-shirts, must resist urge...

And have a load of people walking round Newcastle in T-shirts as good as mine? Not Bloody likely. Sadly the image properties will tell you it's http://www.mooseshirts.com anyway though.

I love it when I find a new T-shirt site....

Belle De Jour That Luis Bunuel is a dirty rotter. Pure filth. A married woman too frigid to go in the same bed as her husband fantisises about masochistic sex acts before turning to prostituting herself to satisfy her urges. Gave me the raging horn anyway.

Which film deserves a better quality picture more? Some lush stuff to look at.

You spelled fantastic wrong.

Who's That Knocking At My Door Scorsese's first film. Mines a lot of the same material that Mean Streets did later, but is far more pretentious about basically ripping off any memorable (mainly French) techniques it can. It's no less enjoyable for it like. The love of cinema evident in the script and direction isn't a bad thing, it's something Tarantino still hasn't grown out of though, after this film Scorsese really found his own voice.

The score was terrible in it like. Must.....calm.....self. Hyperventilation......not......good.

Gunther von Hagens

Just reading the match reports I'm struck by the laziness.....

This. Every Man U fan I know is from Manchester, goes to games, never says a word about football unless asked and are generally canny lads. Every scouser I know is a mouthy cock-end who's never been to Anfield yet will take any opportunity to regale me with utter bollocks.

3 points off Fulham and you'd think he'd personally scored the winner in the world cup. I was going scatty at him. people around me seemed bemused it had droven me to such distraction.

When Keegan arrived and made him captain I said he'd get 15 if he stayed fit. Looking at the games we've got left to play he'll probably struggle to do that, it should still be his target though. A Hat-trick against the mackems would surely get him a few verses of "Englands number 1".

Probably not. It's not got a mention anywhere other than the NOTW.

Don't know if the first one technically counts as an assist or not but you're right. And other than that he did ok I thought. The midfield 3 did alright in general I thought. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...3/sfgnew123.xml Man of the match: Geremi (Newcastle United) 9 Two shots on target Two assists and overall six chances created Completed 77 per cent of his passes

Don't like this attitude. The players had this frame of mind when shipping goals to Liverpool, Man U, Villa and Arsenal. The Mackems beat Villa away, Fulham beat Everton away. We can beat Spurs. Fulham won at home, didn't they? They haven't won away in the league for about 2 seasons. I'd take a draw next week like. I stand corrected. ....said the man in the orthopedic shoe.

Didn't Geremi set up both goals? Getting a harsh rap on here if you ask me.

Don't like this attitude. The players had this frame of mind when shipping goals to Liverpool, Man U, Villa and Arsenal. The Mackems beat Villa away, Fulham beat Everton away. We can beat Spurs.

Redtube.

Chinatown ain't gritty realism sweetie. Well it ain't Singin In The Rain. It's more film noir updated. Yes, and what was it about the updating that made it fit in the 70's so well? Don't get your knickers in a twist now. I thought so.

Chinatown ain't gritty realism sweetie. Well it ain't Singin In The Rain. It's more film noir updated. Yes, and what was it about the updating that made it fit in the 70's so well?

Chinatown ain't gritty realism sweetie. Well it ain't Singin In The Rain.

Was it viz that did the mock up Regal cigarettes ad "Reg likes 'em because he's chemically addicted to nicotine"

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