Happy Face

Hasn't he played just about every game this (league winning) season? He'd hardly be a cast off if he didn't agree terms on that basis.

Never lost at St James' without being sent off. Is that right? Did he not play in the 5-0? And what about with Forest? Anyway I don't think we need him to be sent off to beat those retards, especially when their best defender is out injured. From .com...

Never lost at St James' without being sent off.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/t...utd/7354524.stm Meh

And how many could do it again with Bon Jovi's drummer up front? Kudos.

More major than Allardyce's sacking, or Keegans arrival? I tend to ignore stickies is all. We didn't know for sure either of those things were going to happen. Im pretty sure there is a match at 1.30 Sunday Well I'm not going to get into a thing with you here. You enjoy your power while you have it.

More major than Allardyce's sacking, or Keegans arrival? I tend to ignore stickies is all.

Why's this stickied btw?

I'm geet excited like. I just went for some bines and walking past the stadium I had mad butterflies in my stomach.

I don't think it stops people having a drink but it does stop so many having so much. Rather than 30,000 rat-arsed fans heading to the stadium at 3pm after 4 hours on the piss, you have 29,000 merry fans who've had a couple of pints and just 1000 alcoholics, desparate enough to turn up at the Black Garter at 8am for a pint. EDIT: Like Jonny. Black Garter's a fucking hole man, where I unfortunately seem to go every once in a while. We've been introducing my 17 year old cousin to the pubs of Newcastle this season. Been like a season long tour of Tyneside bars rather than sticking to the usual places....we've yet to drag him into the Black Garter, perhaps 8am on Sunday is the time.

I don't think it stops people having a drink but it does stop so many having so much. Rather than 30,000 rat-arsed fans heading to the stadium at 3pm after 4 hours on the piss, you have 29,000 merry fans who've had a couple of pints and just 1000 alcoholics, desparate enough to turn up at the Black Garter at 8am for a pint. EDIT: Like Jonny.

Exactly what I proposed.

Of course by rights, I can call Stevie a dirty Southerner....seeing as how South Shields is North of Newcastle.

Not like Stevie. I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire really.

I'll stop going then. Sorry to have annoyed you old man. If I want to watch league football, do I need to start following Sunderland? Only it takes twice as long to get there. I'll stop going then. Sorry to have annoyed you old man. If I want to watch league football, do I need to start following Sunderland? Only it takes twice as long to get there. 0.00 Start out at South Shields,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 0.00 0.00 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A183 (signposted Sunderland, Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A183 Show on a map 0.00 0.12 Bear left then immediately continue forward onto the A1018 (signposted Sunderland) A1018 Show on a map 0.13 0.64 At Westoe Fountain roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 0.77 0.32 At roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A1018 A1018 1.09 0.42 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A1018 (signposted Sunderland) A1018 1.51 0.34 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A1018 A1018 1.85 0.65 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 2.50 2.32 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 4.82 1.38 Keep in right hand lanes then bear right (signposted Southwick) A1018 6.21 0.06 Keep in left hand lane then continue forward onto Southwick Road - B1289 (signposted Southwick A1290, Gateshead A1231) A1290 Show on a map 6.27 0.12 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Stadium Way Stadium Way Show on a map 6.39 0.04 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Stadium Way Stadium Way 6.43 0.12 Turn right onto Millenium Way Millenium Way Show on a map 6.55 0.14 At roundabout take the 2nd exit Unclassified Show on a map 6.69 0.03 Arrive at Sunderland AFC,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 6.72 - Section time 0:12, Total time 0:12 - - - 0.00 Start out at South Shields,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 0.00 0.00 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A183 (signposted Sunderland, Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A183 Show on a map 0.00 0.12 Bear left then immediately turn right onto the A194 (signposted Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A194 Show on a map 0.13 0.23 At Crossgate Roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.36 0.15 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 A194 0.51 0.14 At Laygate roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.65 0.18 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.83 0.27 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.10 0.22 At Westway roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.32 0.15 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A194 A194 1.47 0.10 At Tyne Dock roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.58 0.25 At Arches roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.83 0.11 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.93 0.19 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Newcastle) A194 2.13 0.56 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead, Newcastle) A194 2.69 0.32 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead, Newcastle) A194 3.01 1.64 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 A194 4.65 0.57 At White Mare Pool Roundabout take the 4th exit, then merge onto the A184 (signposted Gateshead) A184 Show on a map 5.21 0.55 Warning: Speed Cameras along the A184 Speed camera - link opens a new window A184 Show on a map 5.76 1.18 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A184 (signposted Gateshead) A184 6.94 1.97 At roundabout take the 3rd exit, then merge onto the A167 (signposted Newcastle) A167 Show on a map 8.91 0.63 Tyne Bridge A167 9.54 0.16 Branch left, then at Pilgrim Street Roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A186 (signposted Blaydon) A186 Show on a map 9.70 0.23 At traffic signals turn left onto Saint Nicholas Street - A186 A186 9.93 0.08 Bear right onto Westgate Road - A186 (signposted City West, Hexham, Blaydon) A186 10.01 0.18 Keep in left-hand lane then bear left onto Neville Street - A186 (signposted City West, Morpeth, Blaydon, Hexham) A186 10.19 0.33 At Wakenshaw VC Junction turn right onto the A189 (signposted Ashington) A189 Show on a map 10.52 0.17 At Hadrians Wall Junction continue forward onto the A189 (signposted City Centre) A189 10.69 0.19 At Gallowgate roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A187 (signposted Morpeth A1) A187 Show on a map 10.88 0.05 Turn right onto Strawberry Place (signposted Leazes Village) Strawberry Place Show on a map 10.94 0.06 Arrive at Newcastle United FC,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 11.00 - Section time 0:20, Total time 0:20 I couldn't drive when I was 12, and still choose not to.

Work is almost complete.... The last film being shown at the Old Townhall in Gateshead is Get Carter on Tuesday night at 8. Fitting for a venue that sits under the famous car park from the film. The "suprise event" is a free open air showing of Dirty Dancing at the monument on Sunday May 4th. There's free entertainment from 8 and the film starts at 9. Shite film, but it'll be a cheap night to get in your lasses good books.

I'll stop going then. Sorry to have annoyed you old man. If I want to watch league football, do I need to start following Sunderland? Only it takes twice as long to get there.

Fop at work....

Sid The Sexists best work was... Here pet, you like chicken? Well Suck me cock it's fowl!

Eight Ace tbh

That what Isegrim said to Happy Face's aunty?

Spot on if you ask me. Well done Avram. Papers talk shite about people then expect them to keep feeding the monkey. A manager is under no obligation to talk to them. After the shite Keegan's had I'm amazed he still continues to give them ammo. That said, he's shot himself in the foot because the papers will take him down.

For reference.... I'd hit it like MFHM.

Cunt!

I've had that on my Archos for ages. Must get round to it soon.