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That's why god invented BBQ sauce. Hoy some of that shit on a raw chicken and it's good eatin.

Like the grumpy neighbour who used to chase me when I asked for my ball back.

? It's been unlocked a while now. Dunno why it happens. I remember the film thread got locked for a bit a while ago. Probably down to incompetence from someone. T-Keith was my guess.

Supergrass Brilliant. Always preferred them to Blur or Oasis.

http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5iP...r7XVD29ZJSxXNJA Glad to hear he's got a proper agent, hopefully someone who'll more sensibly value his clients youthful promise.

How come the Taylor thread's been locked? He's in the news again and I'm keen to praise his attitude. Another ego trip from big T?

I thought this sentence was the funniest I've read all week.... Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"

May is National Barbecue Month and as the weather heats up, it will be the beginning of the summer grilling season. If you love ribs, check out some of these delicious BBQ recipes. http://www.sheknows.com/articles/food-and-...ecue-month-.htm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/n...est/7360871.stm

Yep. Connext everything to a receiver.

Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - There She Goes, My Beautiful World Anyone got the new album yet? Much good?

I loved that phrase he used, it was very clever -- "revolution not evolution". No, it was the opposite. "Evolution not revolution". Well, whatever. Because that is me. I evolve, but I don't ....... revolve. Or vice-versa.

Just saw this on the beeb website and was slightly shocked.

I did! If you did you were quiet about it.

Filthy bitch.

Did you get it done before they put a stop to it? Court judgement this Thursday (tomorrow) as to whether there's a case against them being illegal or not.

It's funny really, when the majority of fans didn't want Allardyce sacked....and Bramble wasn't even at the club at the time to have a clue about it either way.

I think the vast majority of English people are proud of their nationality, but the right wingers are jingoistic, which I wouldn't like to become as prevalent as it is somewhere like the US. ie "OMG where's your stars and stripes button?"

Should have heard me when he went piling forward for his shot at goal and slowly ambled back as we were under attack. Would've made Bernard Manning blush. Howay man, you can't think he needs to go on about the fans that much and highlight how he was last off the pitch......again. It must be some kind of record to suck 52,000 cocks all at once.

I don't know how it looked on tv, but from where I was stood the black and white cards were embarrassing.

The Trashmen - Surfin' Bird

Tight arse

I've not said a word to any of the mackems yet. I'd rather keep them at bay for a while, they'll not be inclined to talk shite as long as I've got the "Bwaaaahahahahahaha!" in my back pocket. Why waste it the first day back at work. As soon as one of them pipes up with a rash and foolhardy point of view I'll draw on that broad sword and slaughter them with it.

After the game on Saturday when we got back to Shields we went in The Stags Head (quiet old man pub) for a quiet pint or 2. As soon as we were through the door, the mackems were kicking off.......with each other. It was a thing of beauty to see two pissed up red and white pensioners throw the shittest punches with a 1 in 10 success rate. We were pissing ourselves at them.