Happy Face

Salacious Crumb has a better laugh though... http://www.blueharvest.net/sound/

http://www.galaxyfaraway.com/gfa/1998/12/s...sounds-archive/

Is toontastic a spoilt only child? I suppose N-O would be the sister, causing no end of weariness with a stream of ex-boyfriends coming to complain what a bitch she is.

Searching for a pic of Lee "The Latch" Evans, to make a tenuous and unamusing diversion, I got this from google images... That must ache.

A mate's just (yesterday) found a football in his loft. It's got a Newcastle breweries badge on it and has been signed by what seems to be the 85/86 squad (someone correct me if I'm wrong). There's Waddle, Beardsley, Anderson, Mcfaul, Cunningham etc. I'm not sure if he's winding me up though. He knows fuck all about football, doesn't follow it. I'm awaiting pictures and will hoy them up. Any idea on the value of such an item. I thought it''d be a hundred or two. Though I guess without a certificate of authenticity, in this day and age it'll be coppers.

The title's a bit of a misnomer though eh?

"Groovy!"

I almost crashed into a bus when Five Live said we'd equalised. Fucking geddin!

That was a class one.

FRIDAY 25TH APRIL DANCER IN THE DARK 9pm More4 Harrowing story about a blinding mothers determination to pay for the operation to save the sight of her son. Lars Von Trier jars the harsh reality of the story with Americanised musical numbers that only amplify the heart-breaking finale. Stunning. ALIEN 10.45pm Film4 Another chance to see Ridley Scott's only good film. THE FIVE OBSTRUCTIONS 11.40pm More4 I've never seen it, but it's another Von Trier film. This time a highly experimental documentary made alongside Jorgen Leth. Trailer - http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3633053977/ 2046 12.55am Film4 Wong Kar Wai's sequel to In The Mood For Love, I couldn't follow it, but some of it looks very nice. I'd only watch it if you've already seen In The Mood For Love, I hadn't and that might explain why I was lost. SATURDAY 26TH APRIL ET: THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL 12.35pm ITV2 It's ET isn't it. NOTORIOUS 2.20pm BBC2 Hitchcock film starring Ingrid Bergman and Cary Grant. You can't go wrong. BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II 3.30pm ITV Nobody! Calls me chicken. SCHINDLER'S LIST 11.15pm ITV3 Hardly Saturday night popcorn stuff. PREDATOR 2 11.45pm Film4 I ain't got time to bleed. R-POINT 1.50am Film4 Scary Korean war stuff. SUNDAY 27TH APRIL WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 12noon ITV3 The original. MIDNIGHT RUN 11.10pm ITV4 Bobby De Niro. Whey! MONDAY 28TH APRIL THE WOODSMAN 11.50pm Channel 4 Not fun story of a recently released paedophiles attempts to reintegrate himself into society. WEDNESDAY 30TH APRIL EL CID 10pm BBC4 Epic starring the recently dead Charlton Heston. THE COOLER 12.40am Film4 William H. Macy is so unlucky he can stand next to people in a casino and pass on his bad luck. He's employed by casino manager Alec Baldwin to do just that, but when he meets a woman and wants to get away from it all Baldwin doesn't want to lose his biggest asset. THURSDAY 1ST MAY THE DEATH OF DR LAZARESCU 12.55am Film4 A Romanian man tries to get checked into hospital but is passed from pillar to post. I thought it was dull, but it won the Palme D'or so what do I know. FRIDAY 2ND MAY DOWNFALL 9pm More4 It's on most weeks now, but if you still haven't seen the film about Hitlers last few days in the bunker before his death, it's well worth it.

That flag has the consistency of a painted turd.

Why thankyou.

Can we ban Torres and unban R|CO? At least he had comedy value.

I know, but I have noticed his predictions being a bit negative for us....probably justified given the season we've had like.

Go fuck yourself monkey Hanger.

I haven't. I was saying to HTT last night that I love The Seeger Sessions but nowt else I've heard by Springsteen. I'll give it a whorl.

He's conceded less than Reina this season.

Jim Noir - All Right Like Air doing The Beach Boys... His whole eponymous album is class.

We'd be linked with Trundle to partner Carroll! It's class the old days of being linked with everyone are back, the thing with Keegan is some may actually come off. I'd really like to see Huntelaar here I'm suprised he's still in Holland tbh especially with players like Alves and Kuyt getting signed, still think he'll end up at Man utd or somewhere like that. This time last year.... http://www.nufc.com/2007-08html/2007-04robrum.html

Am I right in thinking there's a North East edition which prioritises stories differently? Or was this on the back page nationally?

I just saw Thierry Henry driving a Renault Clio around the Greggs factory in Gosforth. Nailed on.

Sean, sean, sean, Sean, sean Sean sean Sean Sean sean. Really annoys me.