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She said "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

I'd hope it'll all happen in the afternoon/evening after training. It's only an hour flight isn't it?

WE hate NEWCASTLE DIRTY SCUM BAGS By contrast, we love the mackems, easy points.

£50 in Zavvi, are they having a laugh?

Didn't Robson take two or three years to get us in the champions league himself, Pre-Roman/Pre-Glazers/Pre-Hicks&Gillet? Isn't KK saying there's no chance of him getting into the top 4 in that time though? Yeah, I'm saying it took Robson a few years even when it was a lot more open, and there was a lot less competition for expensive players. I think Keegans read the current situation quite well. I think we've got our wires crossed. I was really agreeing that although a lot is said about how much football has moved on and so on, it hasn't moved on that much in that we can't get back into the top 4. Obviously it'll be hard but Everton haven't been that far away in recent years and neither have Spurs (one result / a dodgy meal off it). I thought I'd misconstrued something or other. I do think the gap has widened since Everton last broke the top 4 monopoly 4 years ago though. No-one's been within ten points of fourth the last couple of years.

Didn't Robson take two or three years to get us in the champions league himself, Pre-Roman/Pre-Glazers/Pre-Hicks&Gillet? Isn't KK saying there's no chance of him getting into the top 4 in that time though? Yeah, I'm saying it took Robson a few years even when it was a lot more open, and there was a lot less competition for expensive players. I think Keegans read the current situation quite well.

Well I think it is Aye because we can't attract the quality of player. What's the situation with you xbox atm it says mine should be back next week. Exactly. It's like the soldiers arriving at the concentration camps, they wanted to feed the skeletal inmates up, fill their bellies so they'd feel better, but couldn't as their stomachs couldn't handle it. They had to be slowly weened from a few spoons of gruel, to soup, to porridge, to mash, to bread, to proper meat over time. Just checked the xbox and apparently "Repair Status: Device Shipped to Customer" I'm off to buy GTA4 at lunch time. with 500mil of course he could attract the top quality players. all the players are bothered about is how much they wil get paid Like Modric?

Didn't Robson take two or three years to get us in the champions league himself, Pre-Roman/Pre-Glazers/Pre-Hicks&Gillet?

Well said. Except Liverpool didn't want Owen to leave and tried to re-sign him and were outbid when he came to Newcastle. Don't forget Arsenal want Martins too, but can't break their wage structure to match us. dont be stupid. wenger would never be stupid enough to buy martins. arsenal play passing football, martins couldnt pass a ball 2 yards to save his life Is that why there's been two years of speculation about his interest?

i dont see it like that tbh , it was only 5 year ago we were in their . It takes longer to climb a cliff than to fall off it though.

Well I think it is Aye because we can't attract the quality of player. What's the situation with you xbox atm it says mine should be back next week. Exactly. It's like the soldiers arriving at the concentration camps, they wanted to feed the skeletal inmates up, fill their bellies so they'd feel better, but couldn't as their stomachs couldn't handle it. They had to be slowly weened from a few spoons of gruel, to soup, to porridge, to mash, to bread, to proper meat over time. Just checked the xbox and apparently "Repair Status: Device Shipped to Customer" I'm off to buy GTA4 at lunch time.

It really isn't. Keegan Knows if he had £500M at his disposal it wouldn't break Newcastle into the top four next year. That's all he's saying.

What about smoke machines? None story especially with Robson's charity dinner taking place. They've totally misinterpreted Keegan's comments tbh I think what he was meaning was that with how far teams like Chelsea are ahead we can't catch up in the few years he has left, his comment about not getting enough funding are correct imo he might get £75m or something which is brilliant but we'd have to spend near £300m to catch up with Chelsea because they've been spending at least £50m a window since Abramovic arrived. He's just trying to calm people down for next season, people got a bit excited with the unbeaten run and the Chelsea match has shown the stark contrast in class between the top 3 (Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal) and us. Chelsea were 4th when Roman arrived and he's spent £438M to keep them in that group. It'll be a long time and lots of money before we're even in the position Chelsea were back in 2003.

Not sure I see the problem. Am I missing something? They left the North East for an afternoon.

Well said. Except Liverpool didn't want Owen to leave and tried to re-sign him and were outbid when he came to Newcastle. Don't forget Arsenal want Martins too, but can't break their wage structure to match us.

How the article would have looked if Freddie Shepherd hadn't supplied it....

The 3 pages on this shite within a few hours says it all. The Mail and The Sun websites will be getting hammered by irate Geordies and they'll be over the moon whatever bollocks they've dreamed up. They know our fanaticism will get them more of a response stories about Erikson being off to Benfica, the title going down to the wire, or Barry going to liverpool. When the BBC deem it worthy of mentioning the furore, I might believe there's something in it other than fat, greasy tossers trying to maximise exposure for their product.

You filthy pervert.

"Your New Favourite Band is a collection by The Hives, featuring tracks from their first two albums and the A.K.A. I-D-I-O-T EP. The decision to release such a compilation after only two albums was made with the intention of achieving mainstream success in the UK and the U.S." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_New_Favourite_Band That was the first Hives album I bought and i think it was their first UK release. Me too, it did the trick for them.

"Your New Favourite Band is a collection by The Hives, featuring tracks from their first two albums and the A.K.A. I-D-I-O-T EP. The decision to release such a compilation after only two albums was made with the intention of achieving mainstream success in the UK and the U.S." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_New_Favourite_Band

Yeh it is a pretty good film Funny sound track too. When I think of his mushroom trip I laugh. The bit in the river kills me This band confuse me but in a good way. They're bound to be one hit wonders. The Hives - Your New Favourite band Their last couple of albums might have been shit, but the greatest hits was/is excellent.

Didn't know he'd signed a new contract in Febuary. We'll just have to pay a little more.

Hasn't Harper had a canny season at Reading? Mebeez take Downing off Boro? If Man City go tits up I wouldn't say no to Petrov or Elano.

Owen

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