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Premier league medal holders.... 10 Ryan Giggs 8 Paul Scholes 7 Denis Irwin Roy Keane Gary Neville 6 David Beckham Nicky Butt Phil Neville Ole Gunnar Solskjær 5 Andrew Cole Peter Schmeichel Wes Brown 4 Eric Cantona Brian McClair Gary Pallister Mikael Silvestre 3 Dennis Bergkamp Martin Keown Ray Parlour Patrick Vieira Henning Berg Steve Bruce Lee Sharpe Ronny Johnsen Teddy Sheringham Jaap Stam Dwight Yorke Rio Ferdinand John O'Shea 2 Tony Adams David Seaman Lee Dixon Gilles Grimandi Ashley Cole Robert Pires Fredrik Ljungberg Sylvain Wiltord Lauren Thierry Henry Edu Sol Campbell Nwankwo Kanu Ricardo Carvalho Petr Cech Didier Drogba Damien Duff William Gallas Geremi Eidur Gudjohnsen Robert Huth Joe Cole Frank Lampard Claude Makelele Paulo Ferreira Arjen Robben John Terry Mark Hughes Paul Ince Andrei Kanchelskis Paul Parker Bryan Robson David May Raimond van der Gouw Fabien Barthez Edwin Van Der Sar Patrice Evra Nemanja Vidić Cristiano Ronaldo Park Ji-Sung Michael Carrick Darren Fletcher Louis Saha Wayne Rooney Tomasz Kuszczak 1 Tim Sherwood Mark Atkins Alan Shearer Tony Gale Colin Hendry Graeme Le Saux Tim Flowers Paul Warhurst Chris Sutton Stuart Ripley Ian Pearce Jason Wilcox Mike Newell Robbie Slater Nigel Winterburn Steve Bould David Platt Ian Wright Nicolas Anelka Marc Overmars Christopher Wreh Emmanuel Petit Remi Garde Stephen Hughes Alex Manninger Stuart Taylor Giovanni van Bronckhorst Oleh Luzhny Richard Wright Jens Lehmann Jose Antonio Reyes Gilberto Silva Pascal Cygan Gaël Clichy Kolo Touré Wayne Bridge Glen Johnson Mateja Kežman Hernán Crespo Asier del Horno Michael Essien Shaun Wright-Phillips Clayton Blackmore Dion Dublin Mike Phelan Jordi Cruyff Karel Poborsky Jesper Blomqvist Mark Bosnich Luke Chadwick Ronnie Wallwork Laurent Blanc Roy Carroll Quinton Fortune Diego Forlán Ruud van Nistelrooy Juan Sebastián Verón Gabriel Heinze Kieran Richardson Alan Smith Anderson Owen Hargreaves Nani Carlos Tevez Gerard Piqué

Got special dispensation cos he broke his leg.

Kieran Richardson

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Parky's all over the shop today. Needs a few Ritalin to calm him down. All the cloak and dagger meetings, hearsay and innuendo with no solid information has his conspiracy theory node about to blow.

A team of holiday reps.

Everton have enjoyed three top six finishes in the last four years under Moyes following a 17th place finish in 03/04 when they still stuck with him. In the last four years they've bought only one player for over £10M, and just three between £5 and £10M I'd say the differences between us and them are striking. If they're going to kick on from 5th place they need to invest VERY heavily. If we're going to kick on from 12th place, we need consistency and sensible spending.

But liverpool were closer to Arsenal than Everton were to them. And in turn, Everton were further from Liverpool than Villa were from them. I think that confirms it to be a top 4. Followed by two distinct groups... Everton, Aston Villa, Blackburn, Portsmouth, Man City. West Ham, Spurs, Newcastle United, Middlesbrough, Wigan, Sunderland, Bolton, Fulham. It'll not be too difficult to jump from the last group into the middle, but near impossible for any team of either group to make it into the top.

Selected number of saves made for every goal conceded Van Der Saar - 4.28 Cech - 3.52 James - 3.44 Hart - 3.05 Harper - 2.68 Friedal - 2.58 Taylor - 2.44 Reina - 2.36 Hahnemann - 2.26 Oh dear. One more... Given - 1.46

We're better than Man U!

Selected number of saves made for every goal conceded Van Der Saar - 4.28 Cech - 3.52 James - 3.44 Hart - 3.05 Harper - 2.68 Friedal - 2.58 Taylor - 2.44 Reina - 2.36 Hahnemann - 2.26

Scoffs at Santana in one breath, advocates something just as shite with the next. I never stated my opinion as fact though you self righteous twat stain.

I wonder if it'll be a more gritty, relaistic depiction of handicapped life in America. Forrest could be refused the medical treatment needed to fix his legs due to not having insurance, remain in a wheelchair throughout the film. not get the same education as an able bodied youth, not even get spoken to by, let alone get to shag, a hottie like "GINNY!". He could then die a lonely tramp sitting in his own piss screaming at passers by that he'd have met every president and invented rock and roll if only he'd had medicare.

I was actually feeling quite ambivalent about them winning until that utter, utter cunt popped up on my screen. Why the Carlton bashing? I think it's because he's supposed to be a Geordie.....but he'd rather forget that. And if his own mother and brother stopped talking to him he must be a reet twat.

Van Der Saar has conceded less goals per game like. ...as has Cech.

Of course it just gives them more ammunition for this week if that IS the case. By the way, I spotted a rare breed today, a Newspaper article that's spot on....

True but my money would be on a bad thing I'm not so sure. Keegan/Newcastle has a right to be mighty pissed off with the way the press report on the club. If he's just cutting off press access to his players I wouldn't blame him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...4/sfngig104.xml

God forbid anyone should say something that would cause a stir Kevin.

Sky's game of the day.

Birmingham falling apart. Both co-owners want to up-sticks.

Which player has won most honours ever? Giggs must be close.

"I did a bit better than a cuddle last night, I had full sex with a woman!"