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If anyone wants owt... Well I thought about the army, dad said "son you're fucking high!" Class.

I'm over the moon the new owners have made taking your kids to the match cheaper and easier. I don't want a team full of Geordies, but i want stands full of Geordies, and if you price the kids out of it, they'll more likely end up a Man U fan than a Newcastle fan if they can only see either on TV. Well they aren't getting my seat As opposed to corporate season tickets that go to a different employee every week who're only there for the freebie. Or tourists coming to see Owen etc.

I'm over the moon the new owners have made taking your kids to the match cheaper and easier. I don't want a team full of Geordies, but i want stands full of Geordies, and if you price the kids out of it, they'll more likely end up a Man U fan than a Newcastle fan if they can only see either on TV.

The stuff at the end of the vid about Allardyce getting a director of football is illuminating too. "You'd be a fool to let it happen".

Did this get posted when Keegan got the job? "What would drag you back to the game?" "Nothing" Wonder what changed. He says the same stuff about the impossibility of breaking into the top 4 too, 6 months before the papers hammered him for it.

Leazes L7 makes most noise (the cheap seats) but is cut off from the rest of the stadium by the away fans on one side and the drop off to the East stand on the other. Chants started by those in the cheap seats will have a much better chance of spreading now if you ask me. You see cheap tickets to encourage kids as a bad thing? Or segregating them from the true match experience. A red herring if you ask me. Just a chance to target the persistent offenders that won't sit down. The stewards are spread too thin policing the whole stadium.

Popped in today and got fobbed off. If you're not happy at being moved to the corner don't bother asking about alternatives until after the 17th (deadline for renewals). Apparently they hope the majority won't be picky, they're going to lift the entire Leazes L7 and drop it in the corner so everyone will be sitting around the same people they did before, just further away and £100 cheaper. If that's not for you, come the 17th, you can arrange an appointment to discuss where you can go. Did you get a chance confirm that the new family enclosure is L7 Milburn towards the Leazes? Afraid not. Doesn't affect me so I didn't ask.

I mainly want the clubs to stop listening to "the fans" and making changes off the back of it. People go to football because they like it how it is (or was). Stop fucking about.

Popped in today and got fobbed off. If you're not happy at being moved to the corner don't bother asking about alternatives until after the 17th (deadline for renewals). Apparently they hope the majority won't be picky, they're going to lift the entire Leazes L7 and drop it in the corner so everyone will be sitting around the same people they did before, just further away and £100 cheaper. If that's not for you, come the 17th, you can arrange an appointment to discuss where you can go.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2435942579 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2229182768 More standers btw

Is that having also seen the original or not? I've not heard a good word from those that have.

If we end up with no players (a big if btw!) I won't be blaming Spurs, I'll be blaming big Mike.... It's not his fault as soon as the papers get wind of our interest Spurs immediately ring up and offer "twice whatever Newcastle have offered for this pukka geezer". I dont think we have ever outbid you for a player have we? Add to that the fact we have a 50K wage ceiling. Players just want to play for us because we have a manager with a great reputation. Darren Bent is on 90k a week iirc. Absolute fabrication, he got a big signing on fee and this was factored into his wage. Don't believe what you read fella. We have the best wage to turnover % in the prem (45%) source? Some Deloittes report a few days back. That report also said Newcastle have £69M of debt.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...9/sfndel129.xml So is obviously some way out of date.

Hulk's the goody.

Jedi's sit Sith stand FACT! Sith tbh

I think a problem in the last ten years has been the constant frenzy over big signings and the subsequent adulation when they arrive or the pissy sniping when they don't.. The quieter things are done the better imo.

He's not bad.

www.solutionstoproblemsthatdontexist.com Comes with it's own travel pouch as well. Can just see Gemmil carrying it on his belt like an additional mobile phone. "Bottom Buddy". Gotta be a credit card scam.

I wouldn't be suprised after reading the reviews....

www.solutionstoproblemsthatdontexist.com Comes with it's own travel pouch as well. Can just see Gemmil carrying it on his belt like an additional mobile phone. Oo er A shitty stick to beat off strangers?

My Dad's bigger than all your dads.

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"Eureka" was Archimedes fyi. Archimedes was clearly a sitter and had discovered the best way to wipe. Clearly having a bath because he still felt dirty after sitting to wipe his arse all the time!

"Eureka" was Archimedes fyi. I know. That's why I said 'something like'.

You use your free hand to keep them cheeks apart man. Do you sitters need one hand free to wank while you wipe or something? Deviants. How the fucking hell in gods name do you keep 2 cheeks apart with 1 hand? You gently part one away from the other, like pulling a record pack. You don't have to goatse.cx the fucker. So youve got 1 cheek spread and the other cheek normal? May as well shit on the floor and then sit in it tbh. Using the spare hand allows greater cheek dexterity when wiping, you can increase or decrease the gap at your leisure to increase coverage & cleanliness with every wipe. You on the other hand, sit there, relying on the rim to keep you splayed with no regard to the kind of wipe the movement you passed requires. I'd say it's akin to flying blind. Little known fact: Newton discovered gravity primarily due to his habit of standing to wipe. He heard the 'plop', formulated his hypothesis based on the shit's drop then jumped up onto his feet and shouted something like "Eureka!". ...then wiped his arse.