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We used to play that game as well. Getting one stuck in the achilles was one of my most painful experiences. My brother shot me in the leg with a dart from his gat. He said he thought I was an intruder. Lying bastard. What a legend is Stu. Another lesson I learned was not to turn a plug off that you can't see. Some clever sod had taken off the pack plate and plugged in a lamp with the live wires exposed. I slid my arm around the door from the other side of the wall to find the switch but ended up with 240v coarsing through me. I don't know who did it, but it was either Stu or one of my parents.

We used to play that game as well. Getting one stuck in the achilles was one of my most painful experiences. My brother shot me in the leg with a dart from his gat. He said he thought I was an intruder. Lying bastard.

For the money to spend, rather than the money in the bank imo. If the board were showing no signs of pulling out the stops to hold onto your best prospect and the club aren't coming up with significant funds, yet you still finish above a club that throws £50M at new managers I can see the attraction. Fucked himself for ever getting the Man U job like....unless he gets city relegated and wears a Man u strip and a big grin on the last day of the season.

The videos are getting fancier from the star of the Youtube thread

Me and wor kid used to hoy darts at each other. I distinctly remember one hanging out of my belly.

It's like Magma's voice is breaking. He's been giving people shit very well and taking the piss like a cynical old bastard, but every now and then his vocal chord stretches and a high pitched squeak gets out, like here.

Probably Torres. It's only women that bet on something they like the name of.

I once tried to break open a bolted door with my shoulder. ....it was a glass door.

Meant to be shit. Never seen it though.

Thanks To Jonny's bargain spotting.... All for £25. Good man.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/motorsport...one/7430939.stm Max Mosely has dressed F1 in a Nazi uniform and spanked whatever credibility was left out of it.

When I started my maths degree in '97 I felt that the Scottish kids were a mile ahead of me.

2 million according to The Times. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle4045960.ece Better than I feared if true. I've just read the BBC report on his departure.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/t...ted/7429144.stm Is this a trademark BBC fuck-up? Must be. I'd love to see those reports if anyone has seen them because doubling our money on him would be hilarious. What with getting half a million for a 4 month loan on Ameobi, it's like King Midas is doing our deals for us.

Having worked through all the stages in this handy link, I've deduced that Romania should win easily.... http://www.the-onion-bag.com/euro2008/100yards.php Though I'd definitely hit Turkey too.

Should never ever be allowed to be used anywhere apart from that film. and as the intro music to every gig by one of my favourite bands. Fucking disgusting it is seeing Metallica use it as well. they popularised it tbh.

Anyone have an itunes plugin that will work out the BPM on all your tracks? I can only find a MAC one.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/australia/large.html The Ecstasy Of Gold

"Fuck Huuuuugh!!"

If we end up with no players (a big if btw!) I won't be blaming Spurs, I'll be blaming big Mike.... It's not his fault as soon as the papers get wind of our interest Spurs immediately ring up and offer "twice whatever Newcastle have offered for this pukka geezer". I dont think we have ever outbid you for a player have we? Add to that the fact we have a 50K wage ceiling. Players just want to play for us because we have a manager with a great reputation. Stop saying that do you know that for a fact? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle2337502.ece Reports suggest otherwise.

The worst part of this is that you want to do it for a living. The bank manager giving you your loan would shit his pants.

Viduka was the first arrival of our last close season. News broke on June 5th. Just FYI

http://www.discountofficeproducts.co.uk/se...CFQwrswodF2NFhg Tell me when you need a piss and I'll lift the seat for you too.

A jiffy bag does the job.