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Or how to serve up Sausage and beans. I'd put it on a plate myself, but I'm sure there are people who serve up a spoon of beans and sausage.

16 year ad and out at 5.30AM? Hardly a nipper.

Mediawatch.... What are they referring too? I know Barton kicked off with a kid in Spain or somewhere, but he didn't hit the bairn did he? Or hold him down for his cousin?

IT'S THE MIXYMATOSIS!!!

A simple and great bit of guitar for all skill levels to enjoy playing.

For half an hour last night I had cold sweats, dizziness, runny nose and was shitting like a triceratops on a liquid diet. Then as quick as it came on it went off. Weird.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7486743.stm

Battles - Atlas Best of '07 and yet to be bettered in '08.

It's like a real life Night At The Roxbury.

And you lot think the press hate you. You sign one player and the BBC give you a full page of journalism. We are lucky if we get three lines That's just because you're insignificant. Has Torres' stole Happy Face's login

And you lot think the press hate you. You sign one player and the BBC give you a full page of journalism. We are lucky if we get three lines That's just because you're insignificant.

Still no ticket news?

That, my friend, is a Guido. Never had the pleasure, but apparently they're a set of wankers. American-Italian originally. Notoriously homophobic which is fucking hilarious since they're as camp as a row of pink tents (Soz Martin!) Does that mean it's xenophobic to call them a bunch of dipshits?

I reckon 2 days before people start complaining about a lack of transfer activity again.

J69! Do you read that forum? Topics like "Help me plan my next shoe purchase(s)" and "Do you ask to keep the excess fabric from alterations?"

FIFA RANKINGS (previous position in brackets): 1. (4) Spain 2. (3) Italy 3. (5) Germany 4. (2) Brazil 5. (10) Netherlands 6. (1) Argentina 7. (15) Croatia 8. (6) Czech Republic 9. (11) Portugal 10. (7) France 11. (24) Russia 12. (12) Romania 13. (13) Cameroon 14. (20) Turkey 15. (9) England 16. (17) Scotland 17. (18) Bulgaria 18. (8) Greece 19. (14) Mexico 20. (16) Ghana 33. (32) Northern Ireland 41. (42) Republic of Ireland 54. (53) Wales

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...nds/7485171.stm The dirty rotter.

He's got a Pineapple on his head He's got a Pineapple on his head....

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/07/02/...FA-Rankings.php

What The Helen of Troy is that?

Wale - Mixtape About Nothing

What time is Aoudad Andy on?

That's why we haven't heard about him! He's been on a desert island! They're like peas in a pod. Entirely dissimilar peas like.

I wish clubs would show less restraint when it comes to tapping up some of our players Someone Youtube the goal Smith scored against Sampdoria to show them what they're missing out on.