Happy Face

any pictures? dont want any toon-esque little surprises with this one! What use is a picture? Mam's are for making tea and cakes and driving dad's home when they've had too much. You think these investors turned up for the talks and asked for a picture of Michael Owen?

I'm selling my own dear mother for £420M if anyone's interested? Takers? No?

Is there a grain of truth in any of the 4 stories on that back page? Now I'm wondering if Vans direct's phone number is even 0845 021 0444.

Jayou

Oh yeah, mine was on tape too. I didn't realise we were limiting things to CDs. I didn't get a CD player until about 1996 or something, so... The OP suggests we weren't I was trying to spare his feelings. And it's to your credit. Alex on the other hand

Jonny Greenwood - Prospectors Quartet Just for JJ.

I had that on tape befor I bought any CD's so maybe that should have been mine. But even earlier than that I stole these of my dad on vinyl and wore them through to the other side.... Especially Subterranean Homesick Blues and Little Red Rooster.

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I fail to see how a beltless raincoat could help the situation.

BLAKES got a new face!

To the tune of Jolene... Jonas, jonas, jonas, jonas Im begging of you please take on your man

I've only got the Cübik Olympic EP. Which album should I plump for? 808:90 (1989) Ex:EL (1991) with Bjork on it as well. Are the two benchmark albums. http://www.808state.com/ To play with from the site: http://www.tool-shed.com/808state/various/cobrabora.mid http://www.808state.com/sounds/fanmixes/jo...xtended_mix.mp3 There's loads of rare mixes and stuff to stream on the site well worth a visit...especially you 2J before the pills wear off. Cheers Marra, something to look into at work tomorrow.

It was a bulk purchase to go with my new CD player....

I've only got the Cübik Olympic EP. Which album should I plump for?

Their good song.

Spinal Tap - Stonehenge

I just sent the link to a load of people at work. Unfortunately one lad didn't receive it as it seems I sent it to someone else with the same name. I hope it's not deemed to be distributing racist material on my work PC using work email.

Aye that goes down so well with the law. I have my own moral code. If society is at odds with that, then so be it. Well you're clearly not applying it, unless they let you install your own kitchen in HMP Belmarsh these days (which maybe they do in fairness). You're assuming any brats have so much as looked at my house.

Aye that goes down so well with the law. I have my own moral code. If society is at odds with that, then so be it.

Unfortunately you're an idiot to try to take on kids like that, about 1000 ways it can backfire on you and arguably not even 1 way it can go well, you're better off Fort Knoxing your property (although not with anything too dangerous as you'll be responsible if they hurt themselves) and digging in. I'd rather not end up like Mr Strickland. You've got no choice in that situation, unless you just want to keep paying for repairs until that generation discovers the pub. What are your other choices? Kick the shit out of any brats that so much as look at my house.

Unfortunately you're an idiot to try to take on kids like that, about 1000 ways it can backfire on you and arguably not even 1 way it can go well, you're better off Fort Knoxing your property (although not with anything too dangerous as you'll be responsible if they hurt themselves) and digging in. I'd rather not end up like Mr Strickland.

You do realise how much of the internet = porn don't you? Look it up, you'll probably be surprised (and sexed up ). I doubt I'd be surprised, but yes I probably would be sexed up. although saying that, going off some of the horror stories I've heard, a great deal of internet porn seems to be pretty outlandish and as such I'd be less sexed up and more disturbed. Aye, Muppet Porn was a step too far for anyone: I'm sure I read somewhere that there is a performance group in Brazil who present a pornographic puppet show... Puppetry of the penis?

Or how to serve up Sausage and beans. I'd put it on a plate myself, but I'm sure there are people who serve up a spoon of beans and sausage. I much prefer just the standard cup of beans meself. I'd love to see a sausage 99 serving suggestion.

16 year ad and out at 5.30AM? Hardly a nipper. When I was 16 I knew very well not to go on the wind up when out on the town, let alone go on the wind up towards somebody like Barton! Barton should have got a medal for teaching the scamp a lesson. What has society come to when adults can't give kids a clip around the ear and send them home chastened for causing trouble on the streets in the middle of the night. It's like that bloke who got arrested for kidnapping when he made a citizens arrest last week. Political correctness gone mad. Link Barton was in the wrong and deserves what he gets but it's not like that lad was innocently walking down the street. It's clear he antagonized Barton and he probably knew exactly what he was going to be on the receiving end of. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/218...f-hooligan.html

16 year ad and out at 5.30AM? Hardly a nipper. When I was 16 I knew very well not to go on the wind up when out on the town, let alone go on the wind up towards somebody like Barton! Barton should have got a medal for teaching the scamp a lesson. What has society come to when adults can't give kids a clip around the ear and send them home chastened for causing trouble on the streets in the middle of the night. It's like that bloke who got arrested for kidnapping when he made a citizens arrest last week. Political correctness gone mad.