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Nope. Just proud. Humblist tbh

Bolton chairman Phil Gartside dismisses rumours the club might want to sign Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton. (Setanta Sports, 1200 BST) Fuck Phil Gartside!

"Most Played - Forgotten" playlist. That's the 25 tracks with the highest play count that haven't had a listen in the last 60 days. These have included... Kanye West -School Spirit Eluvium - Prelude For Time Feelers Radiohead - There There Public Enemy - Do You Wanna Go Our Way Johnny Cash - Solitary Man Joanna Newsom - Emily

Other way round tbh nice wind up attempt though Michael Dawson's rich man? Dawson Michael? Man's Poor!

MIKE ASHLEY ATE MY HAMSTER!

Fred Wesley & The JB's - Blow Your Head Public Enemy sampletastic.

Evans above! I don't even know what that bad pun means but it's less than two hours to the weekend.

What he said.

fnarr fnarr. I wouldn't ming ploughing through her beanfield.

Nice contradiction in one paragraph. Probably meant "former" under 21 captain, given that he's 22 and was omitted from recent squads. A £5.5M deal? Probably about fair.

Mind you, that daughter in law of his. enough to give anyone palpatations.

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about? Don't their editors check the facts? Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique! And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article. If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway. fyp You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just 'd too many people. Not least those who know what an acronym is.

We'll all rest assured now then

David Spade right?

You reckon Sheikh Mohammed moved onto us after missing out on Liverpool? I've always been on the sunni's side.

RIP

I don't even get it this time.

How gutted would Freddie Shepherd be if Ashley actually got £420M for the club?

I had a drink with a couple who were celebrating 33 years on Saturday. Their disdain for one another was palpable.

It's a fun album man. Nowt wrong with it. Do the Bartman was one of the first singles I got, but I bought the album years later. Deep Deep trouble and that. Good stuff. Didn't Michael Jackson write half of it?

Proper Roy of the Rovers name like.

Beautiful - Christina Aguilera Words can't bring us down Christina. It's you and me. No matter where we go, the sun will always shine