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"The Bill Gates I'm Really A Nice Guy Look Fund" You can never win in the eyes of some though. Wiping out malaria, whatever his motive, clearly isn't enough to win over some people who once had to format their hard drive. No, I just think he'll be as smart and ruthless at charity as he was a business (and god help any that get in his way/steal his limelight). I mean if ends justify the (potential) means then there's not a lot to say, but if they don't then there is. How is he going to wipe out malaria then? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7504649.stm Hopefully the first step.

He's got a unique broadcasting style you mean? Feel sorry for him. Why has he been sacked though? 3 complaints? Probably sacked for expressing political views (a big no no) rather than the complaints. Political views have a long history in radio. And long may it continue. So can no one have a radio show with political and biased content? That's fucking crazy. 3 talkradio shows in the whole U.K.??? Guests can have political views. Callers can have political views. But when a host uses a show as a platform to sway an election, I like that the station will take action. If only Rush Limbaugh could be sacked for forcing his views on the listenership.

He's got a unique broadcasting style you mean? Feel sorry for him. Why has he been sacked though? 3 complaints? I'd have preferred he wasn't like, At least I know to avoid talksport. There's no telling when I might come across his ugly little glasses balanced on a turnip head as I flick through the channels late at night in search of the Red Shoe Diaries.

White van driver baiting shit for brains.

Project A II Jackie Chan follow up to the one I watched last week. This time there's no Sammo Hung or Yuen Baio though, sadly. There is Maggie Cheung though but that's not enough to make it as good as part one. The big stunts just aren't as impressive (this time based on Buster Keaton, rather than Harold Lloyd) although the hand to hand fighting is every bit as good.

Didn't you absoloutley slate him when you first started posting?

That post was the last thing I could do on Toontastic from home, since then I've been unable to view the forum, so I tried a resend to get it working, mut've posted but didn't tell me it had. Dunno what the problem is. I tried deleting all my cookies and that, but nowt.

Just finished watching it. Absoloutley craptacular I'm afraid. Shades of The Third Man, Bladerunner and Brazil (none of which I'm particularly keen on) almost entirely in sepia and completely unfathomable. I normally don't mind unfathomability because I'll watch those films over and over and keep taking something else from it. Can't imagine ever giving this another chance though as it dragged interminably with no redeeming features apart from the nice rack on show about an hour in.

What a coincidence. Pulp Fiction BBC2 10.20PM

Let it Be Dull look at a band disintegrating, only 2 or 3 scenes of which give any insight. The rest is just unpolished rehersals. Took some gall to release it as a film if you ask me.

I've just gone back to the start to be reminded that the chapter is called "Once Upon A Time In....Nazi Occupied France" So I guess the similarity stands to reason.

Just read the opening scene. Brought to mind the opening of Once Upon A Time In The West. He's already managed to get some barefeet on screen too Not what I expected though, suggests a holocaust movie, not the Dirty Dozen actioneer I thought he'd written. Wonder how he'll be able to inject his black humour and comic violence into such a touchy subject.

Miramax have finally bought the completed script for Inglorious Basterds this week. About time too, given it's ten year gestation it should be as near to perfection as Taranteeny can get, I fear it might be a case of Chinese Democracy though. Download the script yourself here... http://www.nightly.net/movies/download-que...astards-script/

Wasn't it the Four Tops who said "it's the same old song"

2J, you ever seen the good, the bad and the ugly projected on the big screen? Now's your chance http://www.tynecine.org/whatson/index.php#aug15 15th - 21st

I did feel a bit queasy as they joked about Zimabwe and the killing there with no hint of criticism whatsoever...In fact only with withering contempt for the British government.

happy birthday and that.

Semi-Pro I didn't laugh for the first 45 minutes, but it got a bit better as it went on. In the end I quite enjoyed it, mostly due to the quality 70's funkathon soundtrack like.

I must have missed this when it was posted..

What's his number? I'm getting it on my shirt with 'Woody' above it. And people were worried we wouldn't be able to sign top 4 rejects who'd accomodate the new wage structure. Cynics.

MP3 decks for just £50. Worth a go.

...He's doing a Radiohead too. Giving it away online before the CD is released in September... http://74.124.198.47/illegal-art.net/

An astounding array of samples he's got clearance on here... "Play Your Part (Pt. 1)" - 4:45 0:01 UGK with OutKast "International Player's Anthem (I Choose You)" 0:01 Spencer Davis Group "Gimme Some Lovin'" 0:01 Roy Orbison "Oh, Pretty Woman" 0:01 The Unicorns "I Was Born (A Unicorn)" 0:42 DJ Funk "Pump That Shit" 0:55 Cupid "Cupid Shuffle" 1:08 Pete Townshend "Let My Love Open the Door" 1:19 Unk "Walk It Out" 1:59 Twisted Sister "We're Not Gonna Take It" 2:00 Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Phenomena" 2:04 Huey Lewis & The News "The Heart of Rock & Roll" 2:13 Lil Mama "G-Slide (Tour Bus)" 2:27 The Rubinoos "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" 2:29 Ludacris "What's Your Fantasy" 2:36 Temple of the Dog "Hunger Strike" 2:49 Birdman featuring Lil Wayne "Pop Bottles" (which samples "Put Ya Hands Up" by Jadakiss) 3:01 Rage Against the Machine "Freedom" 3:02 Birdman and Lil Wayne "Stuntin' Like My Daddy" 3:02 Aaliyah featuring Timbaland "We Need a Resolution" 3:05 T.I. "What You Know" 3:17 Edwin Starr "War" 3:41 Sinead O'Connor "Nothing Compares 2 U" 4:13 Shawnna "Gettin' Some" (which samples "Blowjob Betty" by Too Short) 4:32 Jay-Z "Big Pimpin'" 4:33 Kelis "Bossy" "Shut the Club Down" - 3:07 0:00 Avril Lavigne "Girlfriend" 0:00 Jay-Z "Big Pimpin'" 0:12 Dolla featuring T-Pain and Tay Dizm "Who the Fuck Is That?" 0:12 Toni Basil "Mickey" 0:59 Rich Boy "Throw Some D's" 1:10 Aphex Twin "Girl/Boy Song" 1:56 Jagged Edge "Where the Party At" 2:05 Butthole Surfers "Pepper" 2:08 Michael Sembello "Maniac" 2:08 Ray J featuring Yung Berg "Sexy Can I" 2:08 Rod Stewart "Young Turks" 2:31 Ahmad "Back in the Day" 2:55 The Cool Kids "Gold and a Pager" (which samples "Fuck Tha Police" by N.W.A.) 2:59 Youngbloodz featuring Lil Jon "Damn!" "Still Here" - 3:57 0:00 Procol Harum "A Whiter Shade of Pale" 0:00 Kanye West ft. T-Pain "Good Life" (Which samples P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) by Michael Jackson) 0:00 Youngbloodz featuring Lil Jon "Damn!" 0:23 BLACKstreet featuring Dr. Dre "No Diggity" 0:29 Michael Jackson "Stranger in Moscow" 0:34 Kanye West featuring Dwele "Flashing Lights" 1:17 Radiohead "15 Step" 1:28 Webbie "Independent" 1:38 The Band "The Weight" 1:41 Young Joc "It's Goin' Down" 2:08 Ben Folds Five "Battle of Who Could Care Less" 2:10 Ace of Base "All That She Wants" 2:10 Lil' Scrappy "Money in the Bank" 2:10 Cassidy with Swiss Beatz "My Drink n My 2 Step" 3:03 Fergie "London Bridge" 3:03 Kenny Loggins "Footloose" 3:05 Gorilla Zoe "Hood Nigga" 3:35 Beastie Boys "So What'cha Want" 3:35 Beck "E-Pro" 3:35 Salt-n-Pepa "Whatta Man" 3:41 Audio Two "Top Billin'" 3:41 50 Cent "I Get Money" 3:41 Cat Stevens "Here Comes My Baby" "What It's All About" - 4:15 0:00 Beyoncé "Ring the Alarm" 0:05 Beastie Boys "So What'cha Want" 0:18 Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" 0:20 Busta Rhymes "Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check" 0:21 The Police "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" 0:40 The Cure "Close To Me" 1:03 Ini Kamoze "Here Comes the Hotstepper" 1:05 Wilson Pickett "Land of 1000 Dances" 1:33 Rotary Connection "Memory Band" 1:35 Faith No More "Epic" 1:35 Mike Jones featuring Hurricane Chris "Drop and Gimme 50" 1:35 Kidz in the Hall "Drivin' Down The Block" (which samples "Born to Roll" by Masta Ace Incorporated) 1:57 The Game "One Blood" 1:59 Boogie Down Productions "Criminal Minded" 2:19 Paula Cole "I Don't Want to Wait" 2:19 Tones on Tail "Go!" 2:29 Argent "Hold Your Head Up" 2:29 Wu-Tang Clan "C.R.E.A.M." 2:43 Michael Jackson "Black Or White" 3:17 Genesis "Mama" 3:20 Bow Wow Wow "I Want Candy" 3:25 T.I. "You Know What It Is" 3:30 Outkast "Ms. Jackson" 3:32 Vanilla Ice "Havin' a Roni" 3:33 Jackson 5 "ABC" 3:33 Rihanna "Umbrella" 3:54 Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody" "Set It Off" - 3:42 0:00 Rihanna "Umbrella" 0:01 Ying Yang Twins "Jigglin'" 0:05 Swizz Beatz "It's Me Bitches" 0:06 Eric B & Rakim "Eric B. is President" 0:18 Vanilla Ice "Havin' a Roni" 0:20 Jay-Z "Roc Boys (And the Winner Is)..." 0:21 Radiohead "Paranoid Android" 1:25 Mary J. Blige "Real Love" 1:26 The Guess Who "These Eyes" 2:04 Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five "The Message" 2:04 Aerosmith "Sweet Emotion" 2:09 Ice Cube "Check Yo Self" 2:09 Young Gunz "Set It Off" 2:11 Tom Tom Club "Genius of Love" 2:35 DJ Kool "Let Me Clear My Throat" 2:36 Mistah F.A.B. with Turf Talk and E-40 "Super Sic wit' It" 2:38 The Spinners "The Rubberband Man" 2:38 Fine Young Cannibals "She Drives Me Crazy" 2:47 Bubba Sparxxx featuring Ying Yang Twins "Ms. New Booty" 2:55 Dexys Midnight Runners "Come On Eileen" 3:33 Eddie Floyd "Knock on Wood" "No Pause" - 3:12 0:00 Fatman Scoop "Be Faithful" (which samples "Love Like This" by Faith Evans) 0:00 Missy Elliott "Work It" 0:18 Nu Shooz "I Can't Wait" 0:58 DJ Khaled featuring Paul Wall, Lil' Wayne, Rick Ross, Fat Joe "Holla at Me" 1:01 Heart "Magic Man" 1:04 Public Enemy "Rebel Without a Pause" 1:32 Len "Steal My Sunshine" (which samples "More, More, More" by The Andrea True Connection) 1:32 Young Leek "Shake It and Jiggle It" 1:33 Spank Rock "Put That Pussy on Me" 1:40 E-40 "Tell Me When to Go" 1:46 Tears for Fears "Head Over Heels" 1:49 Cheap Trick "I Want You to Want Me" 1:49 Missy Elliott "Ching-a-Ling" 2:08 Run-DMC "Peter Piper" (which samples "Take Me to the Mardi Gras" by Bob James) 2:22 Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" 2:26 Yael Naim "New Soul" 2:37 Eminem "Shake That" 3:03 Swizz Beatz "Money in the Bank" "Like This" - 3:21 0:00 Beyonce "Get Me Bodied" 0:00 James Gang "Funk #49" 0:05 LL Cool J "Mama Said Knock You Out" 0:13 Geto Boys "Gangster of Love" 0:18 En Vogue "Free Your Mind" 0:18 Soul II Soul "Back to Life" 0:26 Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up" 0:36 Yung Wun and DMX "Tear It Up" 0:36 Jackson 5 "Dancing Machine" 0:36 Beastie Boys "Body Movin'" 0:54 Nine Inch Nails "Down in It" 0:56 Rick Derringer "Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo" 0:59 Busta Rhymes "What It Is" 1:02 David Banner "Play" 1:12 Pras with Mýa and Ol' Dirty Bastard "Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)" 1:13 Yo La Tengo "Autumn Sweater" 1:49 Mims "Like This" 1:49 Janet Jackson "Nasty" 1:49 Eric B. and Rakim "Paid in Full" 1:51 Diana Ross "Upside Down" 1:54 Eve "Tambourine" 2:06 K7 "Come Baby Come" 2:08 The Carpenters "Superstar" 2:28 Metallica "One" 2:35 Lil Mama "Lip Gloss" 3:12 Soulja Boy "Donk" "Give Me a Beat" - 4:12 0:01 E-40 featuring Lil Jon "Turf Drop" 0:01 Styx "Renegade" 0:06 Dr. Dre "Bitches Ain't Shit" 0:35 Janet Jackson "Nasty" 0:37 Jane Child "Don't Wanna Fall in Love" 0:52 Carole King "It's Too Late" 0:52 Birdman featuring Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy & Rick Ross "100 Million" 1:24 Timbaland "Give It to Me" 1:30 Snap! "The Power" 1:32 Britney Spears "Gimme More" 1:32 Air "Sexy Boy" 1:50 Lloyd featuring Ludacris "How We Do It (Around My Way)" 2:04 Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake "4 Minutes" 2:04 Timbaland "Drop" 2:06 Schooly D "Gucci Time" 2:06 Siouxsie & the Banshees "Kiss Them for Me" 2:16 Cheryl Lynn "Got to Be Real" 2:21 Tom Petty "American Girl" 3:10 Of Montreal "Gronlandic Edit" 3:16 Ali featuring St. Lunatics "Breathe In, Breathe Out" 3:30 Prince "Kiss" 3:32 Ice Cube "AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted" 3:49 Hot Chocolate "Every 1's a Winner" 4:05 Daft Punk "Face to Face" "Hands in the Air" - 4:20 0:00 Tag Team "Whoomp! (There It Is)" 0:00 Big Country "In a Big Country" 0:15 Kraftwerk "Numbers" 1:00 Afrika Bambaataa & The Soulsonic Force "Planet Rock" (which samples "Trans-Europe Express" by Kraftwerk) 1:15 The Cardigans "Lovefool" 1:17 Hot Chip "Ready For The Floor" 1:31 Flo Rida "Low" 1:38 The Velvet Underground "Sunday Morning" 1:38 Justin Timberlake "My Love" 2:10 Timbaland "The Way I Are" 2:10 Yo Majesty "Club Action" 2:23 Stardust "Music Sounds Better With You" 2:37 Genesis "Invisible Touch" 2:53 Michael Jackson "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" 3:16 Sly and the Family Stone "Dance to the Music" 3:46 The Gap Band "You Dropped a Bomb on Me" 4:01 Edgar Winter Band "Free Ride" "In Step" - 3:23 0:00 Roy Orbison "You Got It" 0:00 Drama "Left, Right" 0:45 Jermaine Stewart "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off" 0:47 Salt-N-Pepa "Push It" 0:57 Deee-Lite "Groove Is in the Heart" (which samples "Get Up" by Vernon Burch) 1:00 Nirvana "Lithium" 1:38 The Gap Band "You Dropped a Bomb on Me" 1:44 Michael Jackson "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" 1:45 Fergie featuring Ludacris "Glamorous" 1:45 Earth, Wind, & Fire "September" 1:53 INXS "Need You Tonight" 2:46 Kraftwerk "Tour de France" 2:51 Prince "U Got the Look" 2:53 P Diddy featuring Keyshia Cole "Last Night" 2:53 The Beach Boys "God Only Knows" 3:16 Snoop Dogg "Sexual Eruption" 3:21 Bizarre Inc. "I'm Gonna Get You" "Let Me See You" - 4:04 0:00 Donna Summer "Bad Girls" 0:00 Cameo "Word Up!" 0:02 Dem Franchize Boyz "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" 0:15 Gwen Stefani with Akon "The Sweet Escape" 0:30 Bizarre Inc. "I'm Gonna Get You" 0:30 R. Kelly with T.I. and T-Pain "I'm a Flirt" 1:13 Daft Punk "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" 1:15 Fleetwood Mac "Gypsy" 1:15 Tone Loc "Wild Thing (which samples "Janie's Cryin'" by Van Halen)" 1:30 Trina "I Got a Thang for You" 2:15 Rick Ross "Hustlin'" 2:18 Justin Timberlake "LoveStoned/I Think She Knows (Interlude)" 2:19 David Bowie "Rebel Rebel" 2:44 2 Live Crew "I Wanna Rock" 2:50 DJ Funk "Pump That Shit" 2:58 The Jets "Crush on You" 2:58 M.I.A. "Boyz" 3:13 The Cranberries "Dreams" 3:42 Michael Jackson "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" 3:42 Bachman-Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" 3:52 Chicago "Saturday in the Park "Here's the Thing" - 4:46 0:01 Chicago "Saturday in the Park" 0:01 Quad City DJs "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)" 0:29 The Bucketheads "The Bomb (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind)" 0:36 ? and the Mysterians "96 Tears" 1:05 Kelly Clarkson "Since U Been Gone" 1:16 Nine Inch Nails "Wish" 1:45 MC Hammer "Too Legit to Quit" 2:08 Blur "Song 2" 2:13 V.I.C. "Get Silly" 2:13 George Harrison "Got My Mind Set On You" 2:19 Elvis Costello "Pump It Up" 2:20 Shawty Lo "Dey Know" 3:01 Peter Bjorn and John "Young Folks" 3:14 Rick Springfield "Jessie's Girl" 3:19 The Prodigy "Firestarter" (which samples "Close (To The Edit)" by Art of Noise) 3:21 Chris Brown featuring T-Pain "Kiss Kiss 3:21 James Nasty "You So Hawt" 3:47 Veruca Salt "Seether" 3:52 Nelly Furtado "Maneater" 3:52 Three Six Mafia "I'd Rather" 4:12 Looking Glass "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" 4:35 Dude N' Nem "Watch My Feet" "Don't Stop" - 2:58 0:00 Dude N' Nem "Watch My Feet" 0:01 Pink "U + Ur Hand" 0:13 Underworld "Born Slippy .NUXX"" 0:20 Wiz Khalifa "Say Yeah" 0:27 DJ Smurf "Ride On Out, Bounce With It" 0:45 Megadeth "Peace Sells" 0:47 Usher "Love in This Club" 1:11 The Cure "In Between Days" 1:40 Soulja Boy "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" 1:40 Ready For The World "Oh Sheila" 1:54 Thin Lizzy "Jailbreak" "Play Your Part (Pt. 2)" - 3:25 0:03 Lil Wayne with Static Major "Lollipop" 0:12 Red Hot Chili Peppers "Under the Bridge" 0:12 Soulja Boy "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" 0:38 DJ UNK "In Yo Face" 0:38 AC/DC "Thunderstruck" 1:18 Jibbs "King Kong" 1:18 Brobee "Party in my Tummy" 1:22 Yung Berg "Do That There" 1:29 George Harrison "What Is Life" 1:29 Huey "Pop, Lock & Drop It" 1:55 Journey "Faithfully" 3:11 UGK with OutKast "International Player's Anthem (I Choose You)" Fantastic party album.

Girl Talk

I have no doubts we're active in the transfer market. Just because the press don't talk doesn't mean we're not making in roads. Well this is true, but the fact that we've missed out on a few prospects is worrying, especially a highly rated french lad who decided to go to the fookin smoggies ffs......somethings just not right here. I hope im wrong and we are lining up a few signings on the quiet.......ooooah how i dream of signin seb larsson and leroy lita He turned down us, Pompy and Monaco to go to the Smoggies, which tells me something isn't quite right there. I think his agent is McKay too which makes his decision look even more dodgy. The newspapers linked us to everyone bar Gutierrez and without any warning the signing was just announced out of the blue. The 'papers clearly no bugger all so there's no point in worrying avout the silence unless our squad is still ropey as fuck come the start of the season. You've got to remember, telling the Smoggies he turned down Newcastle will endear him to them. I don't know if we made an offer that matched Boro's but I'll take the quote with a pinch of salt.