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Aye. No chance a Mackem is going to leave his £2.50 shirt hung up there, that's a months salary in Joplins.

Fanboy attack in 4..3..2..1... I see no reason to defend it. Have you seen Meenzers picks throughout this thread? He's only heard of Stevie Wonder because he's covered on Pop Idol.

It should be excavated and burnt in the centre circle at half time of the first home game.

Carlisle - The North Easts number one charity fundraiser George Michael lookalike

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,1...3826619,00.html 123 players linked? I wonder how many we've had. Anyway, our moaning about a lack of transfer activity is starting to look unfounded by comparison to many.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1345554,00.html

I typed "short shrift" into google and this thread was the top result.

Either the American led path to bringing the earth to the brink of destruction will be ended, or you'll be thirty quid up. Clearly a win win scenario.

Original It certainly was original, I'll have to watch it again methinks to get the full effect. Indeed. Even better the second time around when your looking out for holes and it's still perfect.

Like the Beatles said "BIRTHDAY! Take a cha cha cha chance" All t'best.

Joleon Lescott Martin Laursen Glen Johnson Paul Scharner

Depends on what you call top class tho dont it mate? Aimar is a top class signing but we're not gonna get 5 more signings like that, id be happy with a few players who have shown they have potential and a coupleof grafters... RB...Any suggestions??? LB...Insua CB...Any suggestions??? AMC...Rakitic ST...Derdiyok I don't watch much football apart from Newcastle mate, those names sound like Lord of the Rings characters to me. By top class, I mean as good as we currently have, which is pretty generous.

I agree. 5 top class signings could give us a squad capable of challenging for 6th.

He must be an idol to Wayne Bridge.

Suggests Guthrie isn't quite the squad player some were hoping if it is the case. Only leaves first team numbers 2, 4 and 5 to be filled.

So Jonas is number 18 and Guthrie is number 8?

I look forward to the day when he uses his fitness to get to a ball first or make himself some space then.

A team? debateable. A squad? nah.

Stupid, but still impressive, but still stupid. The only thing I've wanted since the Wii was announced was Wii music. It's been bloody ages. Can't wait to conduct an orchestra.

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I can't get pics off the official site but the most telling photo was the running one. Both new buys lagging behind SMITH FFS!!

Taylor will be seething.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7508743.stm

With an end to all terrorism and crime. Hurrah!