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Club statement... http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1353591,00.html

"Clearly he is a man with no pride." Not my words Lynn, the words of Bob Russell, MP for Colchester and the Liberal Democrat spokesman on sport. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/uk_news/england/tees/4579265.stm

Haven't the club ALWAYS said they'd back Keegan in the players he wanted to buy? I've not believed a word to the contrary in any rag either way. there have been too many stories about wage restructuring and cost cutting for there not to be some truth in it, don't you think? no smoke without fire and all that. i'd like to think we've got £50m to blow on keegan's top targets and i'll be pleasantly surprised if that turns out to be the case come the end of the window I think there's plenty of smoke without fire. the fleet street scum make a living by creating smoke despite a distinct lack of fire. All I've heard from the club is.... Chris Mort "Over the summer, we will look to strengthen the squad further," "In addition to immediate fixes, we will want to acquire players that can help make Newcastle United a top team for the medium and long term." "It is frustrating that Modric, like Woodgate before him, should take less money than we offered to move to the bright lights of London and European football with Tottenham next season," "But these are the sorts of difficulties that should get easier to address once we build a squad that competes at the right end of the table." Kevin Keegan "I have no proof of that yet but I have no doubts he will (back me). "If I can get three or four players in to add to what I have got here - and we have that bit of luck you need with no injuries to key players - then we might be able to win the second division of the Premier League."

Haven't the club ALWAYS said they'd back Keegan in the players he wanted to buy? I've not believed a word to the contrary in any rag either way.

we also had the highest percentage of increase on house prices in europe which always helps =D Declining to mention you have by far the cheapest housing in the British Isles. We have the third most expensive housing in Britain. Try again. Having come direct to the last page I can't imagine how it has come to this. Has Gazza done his coaching badges? If he has, bring him in. If not, maybe he should do that to occupy his mind and prove to himself and everyone he can actually stick at something for more than 3 months.

I've never seen him play, but I'm pinning my hopes on him being better than Chimbonda.

I blame Tony Blair.

bbc reporting four premier league clubs have made enquiries.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7529559.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7530099.stm Who'd have thunk 3 years back that Jamie Callum's best mate would go before the Doherty rat.

he's clunge-struck. By a female Desperate Dan who's probably had more cock in the last 3 days than Lisa Sparxxx gets in a month.

Who's been the clubs official reverse auction site www.toonbid.com. Looks wank.

I bought a purple top for a 2 year old and still got a free ticket. Free ticket Mags!

Offer rejected. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3879462,00.html

So Spurs aren't a selling club [/DannyB]

Jonny had decided the film was mint the day it was announced tbh. Parky style.

he was at Newcastle for his Maccy D's rampage. I thought this jail stint was for Dabo? That was the trial that took place while he was in jail isn't it? Suspended sentence, Dabo never showed up?

Capello will probably be happy to have Barry playing with Gerrard for club, makes it easier to bench Lampard for country.

Magnificunt

he was at Newcastle for his Maccy D's rampage.

I've had to register. It's too funny.

I don't see this as another chance though. Keegan wiped the slate clean when he arrived, and Barton hasn't got into any trouble since.

On a laptop or did you actually hold the Daily Mail in public? I'd rather be seen reading Barely Legal. I wasn't sure how to phrase my original post tbh. I thought if I said I read it in the exec lounge I'd look like a twat, but if anyone thought I'd bought it, I'd look an even bigger one It was 'funny' comparing it with the more balanced takes on the story though. Strange how keeping your word is now supposed to be something to be ashamed of.

On a laptop or did you actually hold the Daily Mail in public? I'd rather be seen reading Barely Legal.

Well if Cantona can drop kick a fan in the neck in front of 30,000 fans and 26 cameras I think Barton should be able to kick 7 shades of shit out of a mouthy scally and keep his job.