Happy Face

He's only ever watched an Allardyce team before, comparatively it's been like watching the Holland of '88 for him.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

No but thats only for the fact the 3 coming up are so poor you saying were going be much higher than say 15th on the basis of our squad etcetc? were not relegation but were not exactly going be miles from it either i dont think. i love the way some people bang on about friendlies "oh its just for players to find there feet and get fit" Indeed, difference being we couldn't even get a result against shite teams while the likes of other premier teams are sticking a few goals past better sides friendly or not theres no excuse for us not getting some form of result against likes of doncaster and co let alone fcking losing. I think we'll be higher than 15th, yes.

Aye, Smith is just as useful as Owen, Martins or Viduka. yeah martins and owen will make a real difference when our midfield cannot pass or cross if you haven't been watching this match or the previous two quiet down tbh theres alot more wrong with the team than just smith being shite I have been watching this one and the previous 2. They're pre-season friendlies for players to get fit and find their feet again. Are you trying to say we're relegation on the basis of these public training sessions?

Aye, Smith is just as useful as Owen, Martins or Viduka.

is the correct answer Don't understand why everybody defends Ashley all the time. Selling the club for that money gets him all his money back, including paying off the ground. He would be a fool to turn it down. Most of the things he has done has suggested he was making the club a saleable item rather than a long term success on the field. We will see, but if I were him, I'd take it. And if the owner is someone like this, and he's geninely interested in the football, then its for the best. "Newcastle is not something you make a profit on, you have to enjoy and love it. " -Mike Ashley

It would be murder for all you out of towners, the likes of yourself, Happy Face etc...who would get branded gloryhunters straight away. I'd gladly put up with it.

SUNDAY 3RD AUGUST A BRIDGE TOO FAR 8pm five Boys own war stuff for a Sunday night with Michael Caine, Robert Redford, Sean Connery and James Caan. Champion PERSONA 12.25am Film4 Brain twisting Ingmar Bergman classic. MONDAY 4TH AUGUST LOCAL HERO 6.55pm Film4 A chance to see the film that uses Newcastles pre-match music. Stars Burt Lancaster. CLOSER 9pm Five Brilliant anti-romance from the writer of The Day Today and Alan Partridge and the director of The Graduate. Not a comedy though. THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT 11.05pm five The film Michael Cimino made before The Deeer Hunter starring Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges, I've not seen it, but Peter Biskind waxed lyrical about it in his book Gods and Monsters. SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE 12.45am Film4 Another Bergman film, widely regarded as one his best. FRIDAY 8TH AUGUST KUNG FU HUSTLE 11.40pm Film4 Stephen Chows peak. Fantastically fun cross between Merry Melodies and Shogun Assassin. PSYCHO 12.40am ITV4 Hitchcocks best known thriller should be played to the current crop of hollywood horror directors on a loop until they realise what scary actually is. pant wettingly tense.

I'm shit at photoshop like.

McG? Fucking McG? I mean I LOVE charlies angels, but how the fuck has he got to direct a terminator film?

He clearly saw those youtube videos and wanted nothing to do with them.

I think some people have forgotten we went 7 games unbeaten once Keegan settled in last year. He really doesn't need to invest heavily in a new first team to jump the club a good few places in the league. Half of last years signings who hadn't played in the Premier league before should be first team regulars to rely on this year, rather than in and out occasional liabilities. Pre-season = fuck all importance.

I think some people have forgotten we went 7 games unbeaten once Keegan settled in last year. He really doesn't need to invest heavily in a new first team to jump the club a good few places in the league. Half of last years signings who hadn't played in the Premier league before should be first team regulars to rely on this year, rather than in and out occasional liabilities. Pre-season = fuck all importance.

Dark as fuck. Thundering and just starting to drip. Love it. Now I've got an excuse to stop in.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...&pid=409445 Usually a hard one to please as well my mate. Sounds shite like I fail to see how Darabont doing King (in an adaptational (possibly a made up word) sense) can be bad but I'll find out shortly. And I just noticed your coments about Millers Crossing Wacky. You want shot with shit for that mate, it's an absolute classic. Seriously I had to turn it off, as wooden as a set of russian dolls imo So wrong. Watched it again in bed this morning. By christ it's a work of genius. "There's nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat." Probably why Wacky didn't like it, he's constantly chasing women around with his dick hanging out.

Scene: Sky marketing HQ "Sky HD isn't selling well in bindipperville, how do we angle our advertising towards them?" "How about we treat them like cheap whores and tell them they look nice to get in their pants?" "Perfect, nice pink shirt and brown shoes by the way."

Bolton beat them five nowt tonight.

Remember how Smith and Geremi impressed in last seasons friendlies?

Que?

Is it wrong to fancy a wank now?

After that performance I'm on the vinegar strokes.

Krul comes on twice. Concedes the losing goal twice. Unbelievable.

What's wrong with Enrique? Keegan seems to agree with Fat Sam that Zoggy should be playing there.

Only saw the first half. Not great, but Spiderman looks eager to please.