Happy Face

If anyone can AbsolutKazakhan. you fucking tool. Worthy of Berbby himself.

Alf Alpha

His name makes me think of Alf Alpha.... http://www.myspace.com/alfalpha

... till the end of the night ... Bonnie Tyler was as bad as Liverpool when it came to deadlines. First it was the end of the night, then she was giving him till the morning light. Too needy tbh, no wonder she could only fantasise about a white knight upon a fiery steed.

If anyone can AbsolutKazakhan.

The everton fans seem keen.... http://www.nsno.co.uk/e107_plugins/forum/f...opic.php?528365 They're in for a rude awakening.

Yet there's still a twenty foot likeness of him on the window of the club shop which shows it's not just about what he does on the pitch. He's worth an absoloute mint to us in terms of marketing. Once he goes I can't imagine Japanese kids buying a Newcastle top with 'Taylor' printed on it, or Cacapa getting on the cover of PES09. Plus his recent form is seven goals in nine games. His fitness is the clubs responsibility as much as it's his.

Is this the new firefox? N-O and toontastic stopped working for me altogether on there. Deleted cookies and history and that and it still didn't work. Uninstalled and reinstalled Firefox and it still didn't work. Using Safari now.

We were impressed by Amrabat (number 11). Not the fastest but excellent ability on the ball. Only 21 too. Checking Wiki, he's just signed for PSV though and they reckon he has injury issues. Who was their beast of a defender? He must have ben seven foot if he was an inch.

Or Berbatov. Neeone even wants him Red nose said this morn he's not bothered. They did want him though. Lodged a bid didn't they? He's saying he's happy with the squad from last year. Might be mind games, but they can get almost anyone on the planet and Spurs might have just overplayed their hand on this one, which will be funny if they were relying on recouping money from the Berb deal. Think he might still end up there, although not this window. They should bid for Kaka. Isn't Santa Cruz their back up?

Or Berbatov. Neeone even wants him

Gareth Barry is the only man who can settle this argument.

"proper, proper mint" surely? I was proper cowied off my tits when I wrote that. What I meant to say was it's geet pure double cush belter.

...and Owen who Liverpool wanted back.

Could have had Bosingwa for an extra five or six million. ....well we couldn't...but that's the point isn't it.

They've just signed the most expensive defender in Newcastle history. Trophy signings all the way with Ashley.

How do you we've been shafted if you don't know much about him? you don't think £10m is over the odds for a centre half? even a top draw one? which tbf we don't know if this lad will be yet How much was Rio all those years ago? I'm guessing he'd heard of Rio at the time.

BFITW Low turnout for sure. But then, we've finished in the bottom half 2 years running and it's just a friendly, we'll still be around 50K for the first home game proper against Bolton. The last time Spurs finished in the bottom half 2 years running they only got 28,000 for their opening Premier League fixture the following season. BFITW?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/t...ted/7546685.stm :Doubletake:

He had a canny game. Some good challenges. Still think Keegan should clamp down on his forays into the oppostion half in open play. He's still pelting forward when we're in posession and ambling back when we lose it. Happy Face's official Taylor is a brown nosing weasely little shit last man off the pitch count total is now: 5

Absolute legend. The suggestion of a state funeral is daft if you ask me though. He'll get a hero's send off anyway.

Easy to say when you'll probably never be in that position though. You can also guarantee Stevie doesn't donate 5% of his own wealth to charity.

"Your mum is a fucking idiot!"

How fucking out of your element did you look?

That's proper mint.