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You fucking nobjockey. I'm embarrassed tossers with big hair like you support my club, and I mean that. Add "tossers with big hair" to the extensive list of people that Stevie doesn't like supporting Newcastle. You're like a fucking caricature man. I always assumed Stevie was a comedy character in the same vein as Michael Pennington's Jonny Vegas, and no less funny for it.

No worries. My only purpose was to get DannyB to go back on his word. Remember the Viz T-shirts - "Danny Baker is a cunt!"? Toontastic should do a run where they remove the "aker".

I only saw 4 minutes of highlights, but I have to say the opening ceremony looked a bit more impressive than Euro '96.

Cockneys man. One of the lads got tongue tied and used it once. It stuck within our group though.

Shouldnt matter. Real fans stick through thick and thin. Edit: Shit sorry. Wahey!!! Couldn't help yourself could you? Attendences drop when ANY team goes down. The question is to what to degree. Our high position despite almost a quarter of our history being outside the top flight speaks volumes.

What the fuck's going on around here with all these conkeys starting threads no-one gives a shit about? I wouldn't advocate banning, fan of free speech as I am, but surely revoking thread starting privileges is warranted.

Then I found that Newcastle have spent 26 years outside the top-flight. Spurs have only had 16.

In looking for an all time league to see how many seasons Spurs spent in the top-flight in comparison to Newcastle, I stumbled on a table that refutes what we all assumed to be an incontrovertible fact. Newcastle are not the 5th best team in the premier league... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_FA_P...er_League_table

Apathy has taken set in.

We need to sign GM

You what?

fuck me, looking at those stats Beyes been really quite special, still col looks good from those figures, will be good to see him in action Taylor wins 10% less of his tackles than anyone else? Wewwy Intawesting!

Gutierrez Guthrie Bassong Coloccini(?)

He's a stunning player. You'll be stunned he's still a premier league player.

Steven Fry's Podgram. The first one was shite. The second one is better.

This isn't America. We have freedom of speech (up to the point of joking about religion). Leave it and move on.

Alan Smith to score a Premier League goal in August 7 - 2

5-1 on KK being the first to go too. FYP Fish'll have £20 on that, just in case.

.Com highlighted some canny bets on Paddy Power...

Ute isn't an acronym, you drongo. What a gallaah!

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Can we have a board that's the opposite of the gold section where abortions of threads such as this can go. It could be called the "Thompers Section" out of respect for the best WUM ever to type the board.

Good post. You fucking idiot! Fuck you! http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=497859

It could be anything from the prosaic asking to buy them a drink to the bizarre dressing up as Enrique Iglesias for them or sending them a photo of your cock.