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Gazetto said Everton will announce within 24hrs.

You can.

Champion, the proper pubs in town should be a bit quieter for an hour before kick off, with the added bonus of not only selling glasses of piss.

I wish her all the best. I can see why her publicist make an announcement and take questions would stir up a question about her where she intends to go with it though.

Figures? I have none whatsoever. Just a bit of hyperbole.

Al Qaeda - Jason Burke Only a few chapters in, but he seems a canny enough bloke that Bin Laden. Apart from the Islamic militancy of course.

Cos he is being deported from the country he is in. Yeah but if he tries to book a flight to some other asian country in the meantime I assume the copper with him wont be "persuading him not to"? I think the preference is that he's here and being monitored, rather than hopping around Asian country's diddling kids unchecked. If some other country is daft enough to take him in then let him be their concern not ours, otherwise hes just going to try doing the same things here. I can't see how that would be fair when we deport criminals and immigrants by the bucketload. He's a British citizen. Also I think you highlight part of the problem, No other country is daft enough to take him.

I'm faster than 'Pyoom!'

Cos he is being deported from the country he is in. Yeah but if he tries to book a flight to some other asian country in the meantime I assume the copper with him wont be "persuading him not to"? I think the preference is that he's here and being monitored, rather than hopping around Asian country's diddling kids unchecked.

He's the leader of the gang.

Vanessa Openshaw by the way.

I will goole that now......just give me a minute Fraid not can't find any Eric Openshaw. Try google instead. Though he might be from that small Yorkshire town.

"Cocks"

Don't worry I'd expect some new draconian legislation allowing them to march any person with a British passport onto a plane (whilst having a heart attack or not) within months. To protect us from terrorists..... oh sorry paedophiles. Of course forced marriages to under-age children for religious reasons will be exempt. I'm sure it won't.

Not me. I think NO is the best site for those it is most suited to If you like a site you stand by their rules, if you do not, you do not go on it simple as. I certainly will not fall out with someone over it. Dave you going to the Trent That was a joke by the way Wasn't aimed at you. I know mate, just wanted to post if that's ok It is my thread and I am the main subject of the thread and if I want to post well frankly i will just go ahead and post. Just because something is It's my party and I'll cry if i want to.

It'll all end in tears. We can only do worse at home in 2012 and be seen as a failure.

All valid points. Unless he's a disruption in training or bringing the club into disrepute I see no reason to terminate his contract. He could go out on loan so we recoup some money. We could get a million in January. My Kerazzzy suggestion was moot anyway as I'm certain he wouldn't sign any sort of contract with us at this point, given his stated desire to leave.

Even though it might be bollocks, one of the headlines today, is Shola Collapse Effects Keegan Budget. I knew in my heart of hearts he wasn't going to sign for Ipswich, and it's bugging the life out of me. At the end of the day he's not going to sign before the window closes is he? So we've lost £2.25m. That's gone. In January he can negotiate his own deal and go on a free in the summer, so why the fuck don't we terminate his contract now. Pay him what he's due and be rid. He's really doing my head in now. I look at it the other way. Renew his contract so we get something when he goes, he won't earn £2.25M between now and January. And if we don't he's better/cheaper cover than Smith.

One of my best mates works at MacDonalds, I'll be fucked if I'm going to flip burgers though.

They can't fall for that! It's the oldest trick in the book. "Persuade"? FFS! Get his arm up his back and frog march the fucker.

I hoped this thread would have some laughs. Unfortunately I've seen fiunnier episodes of Tonightly.

I knew I wasn't quite correct last night... "Players born in 1986 or later are eligible for the 2007-09 UEFA European U-21 Championship." Milner and Taylor were both born in January '86 so they're only eligible by days.

If I borrowed a tenner off a mate and paid them back but they wanted something more I'd think they were a twat.

The Girl Talk album I hadn't heard of in post #1 is still the best of the year by miles. Jim Noir is a distant second.

We had the debate the other day. If you're under 21 when qualifying starts then you can play the whole 2 years qualifying, and the tournament. He'll be nigh on 24 before he's ineligible.