Happy Face

That's twice we've been pegged back...but not gone on to lose, which would have been guaranteed last year. Keegan: "I'm not holding your mike"

Keegans going to go mental in his post match. *moves to edge of seat*

Probably best to slow the game down and retain posession at the moment like.

Milner MOM

1 minute announced. Expect 5.

Plucky underdog philia

Embarrass the cheating bastards. Start doing keepy ups and that.

2 mins put on the board After the injured lad was back up and playing. Parry is a twat. 3-2 you fUCKERRRR!!!!!!

4-3 loss As we all like it apparently.

whistle goes with 94 on after announcing 2 minutes. fucking disgrace. No injuries at all in that time.

wot i fuckin say!?

Fuck the kids (as boro parents would say). Bring Owen on.

Marlo's a cunt. End of. Aye, boggle eyed little twat.

Had all the chances we should have needed. We want a finisher like Owen on, preferrably before they haul back another.

It's like Ivan Drago pumelling Rocky, you get the feeling Rocky is going to ride his luck and take it.

nice

Another great decision by the linesman.

Beye, Coloccini and Bassong all had a touch each. You'd think one of them could control it.

Talking about the respect and loyalty of ANYONE in the entire series seems very odd to me.

woeful defending

Milner's an excellent player in the championship like.

Should've taken some of those chances. Had them under the cosh and might rue the misses. Come on lads, give them a pasting.

Geremi is fucking wank though. I think he's lost posession with EVERY touch.