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  1. Wiki only lists 10 folied attempts since 9/11 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_Great_Britain#Prevented.2C_failed_or_aborted_attacks
  2. Stats show Keegan not only the greatest manager at Newcastle, but the greatest Newcastle Mananager based on their records elsewhere too... http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/03/elo-ratings-kevin-keegan-greatest-newcastle-united/ Bloke at work was trying to tell me what a failure he is as a manager. Dickhead.
  3. That doesn't even fit the letter counts
  4. Not a trick. But for those complaining the op was too easy.. Here are four different coded messages. Each has a different encryption scheme and they progress, I think, from easiest to toughest to crack. What are the messages? 1. A zsnw kmuuwkkxmddq kgdnwv lzw XanwLzajlqWayzl Javvdwj! 2. xckik acvlbeg oz mmqn xnlautw. gzag, mwcht, kbjzh ulw cpeq edr mom dhqx lksxlioil? 3. hy vg nw rh ev pr is or tf? 4. 😎😊, 😓😇😀😓😒 😈😓. 😍😎😖 😆😄😓 😁😀😂😊 😓😎 😖😎😑😊. 😇😄😘, 😀😓 😋😄😀😒😓 😈😓😒 😅😑😈😃😀😘.
  5. But if the bat was £1 more (£1.10) then the bat and ball would cost £1.20
  6. They're thick as pigshit like. In the strictest sense, paedophilia is a psychological disorder where an adult is primarily attracted to pre-pubescent children, generally 11 or under. There's no evidence Johnson is a paedophile as what he's done is grooomed and engaged in sexual acts with someone past puberty. What's disingenuous is for that fucker to make out Johnson has done nowt wrong because of this distinction. He's a horrible deviant fuck who has used his position of power to abuse a child who society deems of being at an age that she should be protected from predators like this. He's every bit a child sex offender and it sounds like he still hasn't quite understood that himself.
  7. ...and 5 year olds complain that they'll never need to know algebra after school!
  8. What a defence, "We don't discriminate, we're just insensitive fucks." It'll probably hold up like.
  9. Loyk da Murphys, oym nat bitter.
  10. Remarkable few days. One interview in 9 years and then 3 in 2 days. Don't know what he's thinking, he's making out Newcastle are skint on sky sports, telling MPs to fuck off in the mirror and issuing profit warnings for sports direct in the times. All needless and harmful statements. He seems to have a real problem with being told what he has to do and will do the opposite every time, no matter what damage it does.
  11. Was in a trainee meeting at work where he was asked about the Johnson situation and where responsibility lay. The daft mackem said "clearly with Johnson but..." And then spent 3 minutes blaming the 15 year old lass for getting her claws into him. No mention of the club or the answer that an employer might want to hear about their responsibilities. Daft cunt.
  12. I've usually refused to hear a word against Perez, but the ball was in front of him at head height in the mackem box and he turned his back and protected his face with his hands. To see mitrovic concuss himself later and go wild at having to come off I hope shamed the soft skinny Jean wearing shite.
  13. Seen a lot of people say this. I spent the whole game laying into him. The example of his failure to pick up a man that led to their goal highlighted on motd2 was one of many instances where he looked miles away. Pleased he got 4 in the mirror. Thought it might have only been me.
  14. Cheers. I've largely stopped using it since the Rafa appointment. I find it remarkable how much people defend Ashley and blame the negativity of fans for our performance. So I'm drinking the kool aid and giving 100% support after getting the sort of change we've lobbied for... until the next balls up.
  15. No, he's been really canny about publicising my Twitter in the paper, online, on twitter and his podcast. I'll not hold this one against him.
  16. The political and media establishments in the U.S. which have jointly wrought so much destruction, decay, and decadence recently decided to unite against Donald Trump. Their central claim is that the real estate mogul and longtime NBC reality TV star advocates morally reprehensible positions that are far outside the bounds of decency; relatedly, they argue, he is so personally repellent that his empowerment would degrade both the country and the presidency. In some instances, their claim is plausible: There is at least genuine embarrassment if not revulsion even among Americas political class over Trumps proposed mass deportation of 11 million human beings, banning of all Muslims from entering the country, and new laws to enable him to more easily sue (and thus destroy) media outlets that falsely criticize him. And his signature personality brew of deep-seated insecurities, vindictive narcissism, channeling of the darkest impulses, and gaudy, petty boasting is indeed uniquely grotesque. But in many cases, probably most, the flamboyant denunciations of Trump by establishment figures make no sense except as self-aggrandizing pretense, because those condemning him have long tolerated if not outright advocated very similar ideas, albeit with less rhetorical candor. Trump is self-evidently a toxic authoritarian demagogue advocating morally monstrous positions, but in most cases where elite outrage is being vented, he is merely a natural extension of the mainstream rhetorical and policy framework that has been laid, not some radical departure from it. Hes their id. What establishment mavens most resent is not what Trump is, does, or says, but what he reflects: the unmistakable, undeniable signs of late-stage imperial collapse, along with the resentments and hatreds they have long deliberately and self-servingly stoked but which are now raging out of their control. Two of the most recent, widely discussed anti-Trump outrage rituals one from Wednesday and the other from last nights Fox News debate demonstrate the sham at the heart of the establishment display of horror. This week, American political and media figures from across the spectrum stood and applauded a tawdry cast of neocons and other assorted warmongers who are responsible for grave war crimes, torture, kidnappings, due process-free indefinite imprisonment, and the worst political crime of this generation: the attack on and destruction of Iraq. These five dozen or so extremists (calling themselves members of the Republican national security community) were the toast of the town because they published an open letter denouncing Trump on the ground that his own statements lead us to conclude that as president, he would use the authority of his office to act in ways that make America less safe, and which would diminish our standing in the world. This was one of their examples: His embrace of the expansive use of torture is inexcusable. Most decent human beings, by definition, would express this sentiment without including the qualifying word expansive. Even Ronald Reagan, whom virtually all the signatories claim to idolize, advocated for and signed a treaty in 1988 that stated that no exceptional circumstances whatsoever may be invoked as a justification of torture and that each State Party shall ensure that all acts of torture are offenses under its criminal law. The taboo is on all acts of torture, not its expansive use whatever that means. But the group signing this anti-Trump letter cant pretend to find an embrace of torture itself to be inexcusable because most of them implemented torture policies while in government or vocally advocated for them. So instead, they invoke the Goldilocks Theory of Torture: We believe in torture up to exactly the right point, while Trump is disgraceful because he wants to go beyond that; he believes in the expansive use of torture. The same dynamic drove yesterdays widely cheered speech by Mitt Romney, where the two-time failed GOP candidate denounced Trump for advocating torture while literally ignoring his own clear pro-torture viewpoints. Here we see the elite class agreeing to pretend that Trump is advocating views that are inherently disqualifying when thanks to those doing the denouncing those views are actually quite mainstream, even popular, among both the American political class and its population. Torture was the official American policy for years. It went way beyond waterboarding. One Republican president ordered it and his Democratic successor immunized it from all forms of accountability, ensuring that not a single official would be prosecuted for authorizing even the most extreme techniques, ones that killed people or even allowed to be sued by their victims. Many of the high officials most responsible for that torture regime and who defended it from Condoleezza Rice and John Brennan remain not just acceptable in mainstream circles but hold high office and are virtually revered. And, just by the way, both of Trumps main rivals Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz refuse to rule out classic torture techniques as part of their campaign. In light of all that, who takes seriously the notion that Trumps advocacy of torture including techniques beyond waterboarding places him beyond the American pale? To the contrary, it places him within its establishment mainstream. Then theres the outrage du jour from last night. A couple of weeks ago, George W. Bushs NSA and CIA chief, Gen. Michael Hayden, claimed that members of the military would never follow Trumps orders if it meant committing war crimes such as torturing detainees or killing a terrorists family members (perish the thought). When asked about this last night, Trump insisted that the U.S. military would do so: Theyre not going to refuse. Believe me, he said. If I say do it, theyre going to do it. Thats what leadership is about. Of all the statements Trump made last night, this was the one most often cited by pundits as being the most outrageous, shocking, disgusting, etc. Even bona fide war criminals such as the Bush White Houses pro-invasion and torture propagandist got in on the moral outrage act: Trump is wrong when he says military will do whatever he tells them. They'll resign before carrying out what they think is an illegal order. Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) March 4, 2016 But is there any doubt that Trump is right about this? Throughout the 14-year war on terror, a handful of U.S. military members have bravely and nobly refused to take part in, or vocally denounced, policies that are clear war crimes. But there was no shortage of people in the military, the CIA, and working for private American contractors who dutifully carried out the most heinous abuses and war criminality. The military official in charge of investigating war on terror policies, Gen. Antonio Taguba, said this in 2008: After years of disclosures by government investigations, media accounts, and reports from human rights organizations, there is no longer any doubt as to whether the current administration has committed war crimes. The only question that remains to be answered is whether those who ordered the use of torture will be held to account. In 2009, Gen. Barry McCaffrey said, We tortured people unmercifully. We probably murdered dozens of them during the course of that, both the armed forces and the C.I.A. The notion that the U.S. intelligence and military community will collectively rise up in defiance of the commander-in-chief if they are ordered to obey polices that are illegal is just laughable. Its obviously a pleasing fiction to believe it produces nice, nationalistic feelings of nobility but everything in the past decades proves that Trump is right when he says, Theyre not going to refuse. Some likely would, but nowhere near enough to preclude the policies being carried out. In fact, the primary argument used to justify immunizing Americas torturers is that they were just following orders as approved by John Yoo and company: reflecting a moral code that dictates that, even when it comes to plainly illegal policies, obedience is preferable to defiance. Then theres the feigned horror over Trumps proposal to kill the family members of terrorists. Though they claim they dont do it deliberately, the fact is that this is something both the U.S. and Israel, among others, have routinely done for years: They repeatedly bomb peoples homes or work places, killing innocent people including family members, and then justify it on the ground that a terrorist was among them. While they claim they dont target terrorists family members, they certainly target their homes and other places family members are certain to be found. When a U.S. drone strike in 2011 killed the U.S. citizen Anwar al-Awlaki in Yemen, and then another drone strike two weeks later killed his 16-year-old American son, Abdulrahman (who nobody claimed was involved with terrorism), former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs justified it this way: If you really think you can locate fine distinctions we merely keep killing the children, spouses, and other family members over and over by accident, not by purposely targeting at least dont pretend that what Trump is advocating is something our civilized minds have never previously encountered. He may be more gauche for saying it aloud and gleefully justifying it rather than feigning sorrow over it, but the substance of what hes saying despicable though it is is hardly categorically different from what the U.S. government and its closest allies actually do over and over. And thats to say nothing of the unpleasant fact that were all now supposed to ignore lest we be smeared as Trump supporters: that even as he advocates clear war crimes, he also, in some important cases, is advocating policies and approaches less militaristic and warmongering than not only his GOP rivals, but the war-loving leading Democratic candidate as well. As for his starkly disgusting personal qualities, none of these is new. Anyone who has lived in New York has known for decades that this is who and what Donald Trump is. And yet he was fully integrated within and embraced by Americas circles of power and celebrity, including by those who now want to pretend to find him so hideously offensive. As the New York Times put it in December, For years, President Bill Clinton was the best friend Donald J. Trump always hoped to have. One can argue, with some validity, that theres value in collectively denouncing the most extreme expressions of imperial violence and war criminality in the context of a national election, even if its tinged with some inconsistency and hypocrisy. Thats fine, provided doing so does not serve to consecrate feel-good fantasies about American government and society. Finding a villain we can collectively condemn by consensus is a natural tribalistic desire: Declaring someone uniquely evil and then denouncing him is an affirmation of ones own virtue. It feels good. As an excellent New York Times op-ed last week by psychology researchers at Yale explained, human beings have an appetite for moral outrage because its often a result of a system that has evolved to boost our individual reputations. Collective moral condemnation can be genuinely valuable if its grounded in honest moral line-drawing. But when its driven largely by self-delusion and self-glorification by the fiction that what is being condemned resides in a different moral universe rather than just a couple of degrees farther down the road it can be quite destructive: ennobling that which is decisively ignoble. Over the past few weeks, there has been a tidal wave of establishment denunciations of Donald Trump. Its now not only easy to do but virtually obligatory. But very few of those denunciations contain any real examination of what accounts for his popularity and appeal: why a message grounded in contempt for the establishment resonates so strongly, why anxiety and anger levels are so high that the ground is so fertile for the angry strongman persona he represents. Thats because answering that question requires what U.S. establishment guardians most fear and hate: self-examination
  17. 3 hours after I shared this here and on Twitter.... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-really-improved-under-11072544 By Mark Douglas (who follows me) I'm gonna stop tweeting, they can come up with their own material
  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nwXmqx0TDU Lee Ryder has transcribed "I am wedded to Newcastle" as "I am willing to Newcastle (sic)" never disappoints.
  19. https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/relegation
  20. Maybe too strong a word, but I'm willing to set aside the awful stuff that happens off the pitch if we get it right on. I don't think Ashley will give Benitez a budget and allow him to sell and buy as he sees fit within that. Even if we stay up, I see the summer straining relations and Ashley not giving a fuck. Benitez will have done all Ashley wanted from him if we stop up. However, at the end of last season and start of this one, when everyone was talking about a change in approach, I didn't agree at all. Still had a failed manager, still spending only what we could afford, still not spending it where it was needed, still taking punts on cheap options and still not giving the manager any say at all. The appointment of Benitez is the first time Ashley has genuinely surprised an pleased me. I saw that as a massive change in ambition and am willing to give the benefit of the doubt that it signifies other changes... at least until we're shown it doesn't.
  21. They're really gearing up for their championship status. Just put a tenner on Palace to go down. 9/1 Nailed on. Only see them picking up 1 more point, from the visit of Norwich.
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