Happy Face

Name a stand after him. Quick.

Can I break his leg first?

so where is kev now? is he still in st james having talks? this all sounds very strange to me I can't believe they've managed to drag it out for so long, I honestly think Ashley's scared to show his face because he's now realising how much of a bollocks he's dropped. Maybe he's spent the majority of the day trying to get Keegan to come back... (dreaming I'm sure). Keegan's been giving it the old Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Gray skies are gonna clear up. Put on a happy face. I've just had a strangely optimistic thought. Keegan leaves us in a better position to attract top managers than Allardyce left us. Obviously means fuck all if Ernie Wise get's the job, but we'll see. NB: Damnit, I'm already looking to the future. What the fuck is wrong with me and my self flagellating addiction to this fucking club.

Police Chopper or private? Dunno. Looked snazzy Yellow and blue with no legs or owt. Very sleek. Gone now though. EDIT: Probably Arnie Pie in the Sky, cos the traffic is backed up chronic.

Helicoptors circling over St James' now I wonder if it's someones taxi.

Keegan wants to buy a ticket for the Hull game and sit with the fans giving it the full Hulk Hogan with his hand to his ear.

How many managers have been sacked after losing one game in a season?

"We'll win da league man." Tell them it's all still just rumour, heresay and speculation and you're still hoping the announcement will be Henry's arrival.

I have no clue what Ashley had planned or has planned.

No. They just don't really know what to do. So why's Keegan not leaving the stadium? He's not the sort to politely wait to be told what to do by someone that's sacked him or forced him to walk.

Liambas has had a falling out with Keegan, he's the one who's sacked him and the delay has been getting Ashley to have the final word on it. Ashley has then asked Keegan to stay but Keegan has said it's Liambas or me, putting Mike in an invidious position. Hence the delay [/guesswork]

Th FA should ban this drunken buffoon from football.

Well you can't doubt his commitment to the club. Is that a joke? He might have been useless but he always tried to do the best for the Toon. Unless it meant turning down a dividend at any point. I'm not going to get into it, I can't be arsed with it again, especially today.

Well you can't doubt his commitment to the club. Is that a joke?

The traffic is backed up to the Trent. Heard a fair few chants. Generally positive "Toon Toon" type stuff.

I thought that fat cunt would need to say his piece.... let me guess, something along the lines of: "would never have happened in my day.... i knew how to look after a manager......" Cock off Shepherd! You fucked up with the dismissal of Sir Bobby so don't you play the fucking virgin mary..... And if one more cunt at work emails me a link to the story on the BBC with a line of "have you seen this?" I'm pulling the plug on the mail server! I'm getting really annoyed with the part timers. Most people in my room now know to keep it shut or they'll get some verbal, but innocents from other rooms are making polite conversation about it and i have to tell them to fuck off.

As someone with experience of sacking a Geordie legend.

"YOU'RE TEARIN' ME APART!!"

Because he's been sacked.

Leazes has always been right.

So far? Nothing.

would have thought as we have allready bought our tickets it would be best if we voiced our opinion in the ground. Also if anyone says think of the poor players how will they be effected, fuck off. one other thing let's wait for the nob to say I hope we get beat that will show him..... fuck off. I never really wanted Keegan back cos I wanted him to remain un - tarnished as a hero, when we got him I was over the moon, now I'm disgusted. Only at Newcastle eh Everyone should arrive 20 minutes into the game.....then give the fat twat hell.

Dunno what they're so happy about like, they were saying Keane had taken them as far as he could on Sunday night.