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Superman 2 It's me that controls the bomb. Not the bomb that controls me.

Just had an announcement over the tannoy at work "Could Louise Taylor please report to reception". I wonder if someone's sent her an envelope of dogshit.

Looks like I'm turning the corner at the same time as the Toon. Top score in the league this week.

Barbara, are bummers deaf?

The one big thing in our favour is that the club's value is highly unlikely to increase so the longer he hangs onto it the less he will eventually get for it, hopefully prompting a quick sale. In theory anyway I think you're underestimating King Kinnear.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7654844.stm Q magazine prove Thompers to have been right all along. Unban him so we can all apologise please.

Says what happens if there are serious offers, but not if there aren't. Without a buyer on Tuesday is he taking the club off the market and staying to make a go of it?

Any excuse to post this.... left a nasty screpe.

He should call it Get Crepe, Wear Crepe, Fry

Even if the cash raised goes to the Newcastle United Foundation, which the article doesn't say, I can't see ticket sales being high while Ashley is here. At least I'd hope not. NUSC should organise a fan dinner alternative and contact the '69 players and ask them to boycott the club in favour of it.

And he's right. Without Martins for a month, I can see why he's bigging up Ameobi. The laughter that greets his introduction in a game and the abuse he gets for every loss of posession or shot that goes wide boils my piss a bit. We basically do the opposition fans' job for them.

I'll take that bet. However much he gets us back on track, even with a fully fit squad, I can't see us getting anything at Stamford Bridge.

Ask Mike Ashley, he won't be using his this year.

That's volume 1 50 years of every American sporting result and it was no more than a pamphlet. The one point in the entire trilogy where believability is stretched.

"It's your party. Happy birthday, welcome home, and we who are about to die salute you."

I find it hilarious that he joined up thinking Spurs were going to take off under Ramos and he could lord it over the daft Geordies, and they're more fucked than we are.

That strikes a chord. The Keegan/shearer comment, swearing on football focus, the rant, boycotting the press, then not, hoying his phone, breaking his touchline ban, getting escorted away by Plod, Gerry bloody Francis.... And he's only had a week. He can't have walked into all those with the best of intentions. God knows what else he'll manage in the next 4 or 5 weeks. I think he's quality btw.

He palmed it right in to his path. HF so. So in terms of keeping the ball out of the net it seems Gomes has done a better job than Given over the last 7 games.

Gomes has made more saves than any keeper in the league. http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/stats.m...lter=&view= I know he's bound to with the pressure Spurs invite, but he's saved more and conceded less than Given.

Nee chance. One of the joys of Shields was lived on Saturday afternoon. The daggers we were getting when we celebrated Arsenal's late equaliser were priceless.

http://bp3.blogger.com/_DDDho1wk2_s/SBdfNl...h/louisemf2.jpg wow thats good The real thing is even worse today...

FYP

I used to thoroughly enjoy the escapades of his grandson Jonny. RIP

Look at those suits. It's like a Barry Venison fancy dress party.