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Don't Israel have a huge military force backed by a burgeoning economy and the latest technology while Hamas have a few out of date rockets some sticks and one bayonet. I'd have thought hiding amongst non-combatants and exploiting the results is one of the few weapons they have in winning the public battle, if not the actual one.

...and aren't West Ham supposed to be completely in the shit?

But "Financially we're very sound. We don't owe a bean as far as the club are concerned".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7813527.stm I've only ever bought two tracks from Itunes. I might actually shell out for a bit more now.

RIP

Some people on here are very rude. What's I ever done to any of you? I'll turn the other cheek. Hope you like it Brock.

Best Topic Starer Rob W - Because he almost stopped Best Overall Poster Alex Best Football Forum Poster Danny B He gets you all dancing like puppets on a string. 2Biasgets a close second for his infectious optimism. My kinda guy. Best Newcomer FaustinoSaspirella - That's a name Most Funny Fop, he's a card.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7813124.stm Decontamination showers should be fitted to the doors of every public place to avoid this serious menace.

Unfortunately 2008 ran 2007 close, at least no-one died though. Howay 2009.

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Have you seen our away record? There's no 'perception' involved, it's a fact.

"It's a bit of fun!" Do you not think if we were using nicknames I would come up with something better than Bobby Shinton Bob Bonny Shit?

"It's a bit of fun!"

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This thread should be created at the end of May really. Most Pedantic Most Contrary

We have a joke that Shola is so thick it takes him 10 minutes to react to the ball, so when he spoons another shot wide, he's actually thinking of the ball that came in to him the last time. No relevance here, but he's so thick it's amazing he remembers to breathe.

How old is Regan? 10? Alcoholic fatha who doesn't even recognise him let alone acknowledge him and a money grabbing bitch mother who exploits his pain by making him appear on TV talking about it. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance.

I liked it ! I know. I looked and no-one's had a bad word to say about it yet. Remember the bit where they walked to a refugee camp holding a million people and saw the blokes family through the fence in the space of 15 minutes?

Bend over, big Mike's coming If I cancel, it's only going to cost me more in the long run. Me and Mike are necking on rather than either of us getting shafted.

Blood Diamond A vile, hideous film. I don't think I've seen a film trivialise war to such a degree, and I've seen the Dirty Dozen. Honestly, I've taken stick for enjoying Pirates of the Caribbean above, but it's an infinitely better film, it aims at a level and easily reaches and surpasses it. This almost unbearable film actually thinks it's a serious look at the diamond trade and the horror of the civil war in Sierra Leone but it incorporates a romantic interest, car chase and ridiculous melodrama amongst several commando style shoot-outs. Decaprio's accent wouldn't be bad if it weren't for the South Park stylings of his delivery, his Afrikaans relies heavily on a "Ha" that makes the Canadian "Ey" seem sparingly used. Woeful.

Why would I want to do that? TOON TOON

And to think you're considered some kind of authority on films here. Jesus wept. My position isn't self-appointed. I don't see anyone else posting 'films to watch this month' pieces. Week man, week. You should join in the thread. I've been waiting years to hear recommendations.

And to think you're considered some kind of authority on films here. Jesus wept. My position isn't self-appointed.

I took today off so all the work's been handed out before I waltz back in tomorrow.