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I think I hear the death knell of the materialism thread. Good luck with the hunt. Fingers crossed you'll find something even better.

Last thing I heard was you were on the streets anyway because your mate was under the thumb. Once you've broke up and got back together 4 times and are still scared to open your mouths in front of each other you've got to wonder if you're suited.

This is the thing, they're not civilised cultures, you can't say that though because it's not 'pc' Imo, fucking primitives of no use. The fact the authorities are going after the perpetrators rather than the victim is an improvement on the Taliban days though. under the Taliban everything was Great™, it's only in the last few years things have got like this. If only the US would go into Somalia and ruin things there too.

This is the thing, they're not civilised cultures, you can't say that though because it's not 'pc' Imo, fucking primitives of no use. The fact the authorities are going after the perpetrators rather than the victim is an improvement on the Taliban days though. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/as...ape-900658.html

He sounds like a bit of a dick. I'd text him a note saying as much. I'd be friendly like, just let him know if he does this often someone else with a shorter temper than me might gouge his eyes out and shove them up his arse if he so much as looked in her direction again.

I hope you will not object if I also offer my most enthusiastic contrafibulations.

Have you seen our home record? You know what I mean. If our away record matched our home record we'd be seventh. We've won four times as many at home and scored more than twice as many points. Home advantage only benefits those with a good supporters like. That's why Liverpool and Chelsea have better away records than home.

Thats sweet. Almost brought a tear to my eye.... .... Yeah.....that pun didnt really work did it Japs eye, penis, tear, sperm.....nevermind. Nah, it did, I was just building it up for someone else to do the Phoenix Nights line.

Thats sweet. Almost brought a tear to my eye.... ....

and used to clean arses? I prefer to think that lasses can't get enough of it. How DO women get through 2 rolls a day btw?

I call my cock Andrex. Soft, strong and very long

Phew! Glad to see I don't lose my hair anyway.

J69 met MvB? What's he like J dawg? Just in case you're not taking the piss (I can never tell with you)http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=495441 I need to hone my piss taking http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=495456 You do realise it was Brock who posted videos of himself miming on the internet and not me I can't tell the difference between you two. Never been able to. You're both the angsty teenager of the board.

J69 met MvB? What's he like J dawg? Just in case you're not taking the piss (I can never tell with you)http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=495441 I need to hone my piss taking http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=495456

J69 met MvB? What's he like J dawg?

Credit where it's due like, £5 for kids to see an FA cup game (Hull replay) shouldn't be sniffed at. Helps to avoid an embarrasing vote of no-confidence style sub 10k crowd of course, but still.

Everton at home switched from Saturday 21st Feb 3pm to Sunday 22nd 4pm. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1511809,00.html Mutha fucking twatty bollocked c*nts!

I pored over his recent statement and found 2 lines that are genuinely true.... "There is still lots to play for between now and May." "After the Spurs win I saw we were only five points off a top six place" Nowt to do with plans, ambitions, commitment, improvements or how those 2 things are of interest to us, but do I win a prize?

I thought Terry Mac was a survivor but this kid takes the biscuit. I wonder who we'll play for his testimonial. leamington spa one limbed lesbians. they have about as much talent.... If harper were to get a 4 year contract he'll have been at the club for 20 years. Neither of them should get a testimonial like.

What/who is it? Snake innit?

Ameobi

www.jaydiohead.com Lots of fun.

can anyone shed any light on this at all? Is it a piss take of Garfield being unfunny bollocks on the whole?

Head Physiotherapist Derek Wright Physiotherapists David Henderson, James Murphy Senior Fitness Coach Mark Hulse Strength/Conditioning Coach Robbie Elliott Masseur Craig Russell

Also a good way of getting loads of civilians killed though. Absolutley. Terrible that it suits their purpose so well. Watching the reports the last few days i had to laugh at the attempt to make both sides look equally war torn. The report on the palestinian victims featured bombs going off around an orphanage where 20 or 30 kids were sharing 6 bowls of soup off the floor. The report on the Israeli victims featured a soldier who'd had 4 stitches in his leg sitting in a hospital bed with his wife perched beside him in huge Victoria Beckham style Gucci sunglasses.