Happy Face

If Michael Owen "owes" NUFC, the baillif's must be on their way round to Viduka's.

All those statements about his desrire to go must have been make believe Pixie stories.

Could've been worse, could've been Insania

The explanation is it's shit.

Every generation is cleverer than the last and wiser than the next. ...to paraphrase someone or other.

No

Anyone would think running a premier league club involved no returns whatsoever. I must have missed the change that's meant telly only pay coppers to show your games, it's free to get into a match, advertisers are entitled to promote their wares for nowt and nobody buys a strip.

If we don't sell Given, Peasepud could be as much as £4 down.

I'm getting the feeling this is retribution for the "Cockney Mafia" thing. The press interviews on Tuesday are just for them to shout from the rooftops "THIS! IS WHAT HAPPENS! WHEN YOU FUCK US! UP! THE! ARSE!"

Sunderland

"meksyewondaworitsaalaboot?" "Sorry that was just a noise!"

We could sign Ronaldo, Kaka, Lampard, Terry and Gerrard and Kinnear wouldn't be able to gel them.

Like putting a drop of cream soda in a glass of piss. Rather than making the piss taste nice, it's only going to make your cream soda taste of piss.

Only one arsehole was offered the job lidboy, and he accepted. No-one took it because they weren't desparate fucking has beens and could see blindfolded that working under Dennis Wise is a job Trigger is overqualified for.

Only thing on BBC is Shay leaving... If you're going to top yourself, you could at least blow your wad while pissed on something decent.

Was watching it with Greg-we'd had a few like but convinced he definitely called him that. PS Alex, apparently you still owe Greg money you tight get. He certainly did, the bloke is a clown. 'Shay pulled out yesterday with a knee injury as did insomnia' After 2 mins 20 on the Video on the Sky Sports website. http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,237...2&ssvPage=1 Fucking hell man. Insomnia...(corrected to)...Insobnia...(ah fuck it I'll never get it right)....Charlie Worse than Paul Merson.

They should change the transfer window to one day long. Then I wouldn't have to spend a whole fucking month refreshing sites in the misplaced hope of getting some action.

...and take us 7th.

Can't see it. He's all about the Benjamins.

What £5M can buy... Jimmy Bullard Luke Young Valon Behrami Dave Kitson Steve Sidwell You'd get a few hundred grand back with... Nadir Belhadj George McCartney Bobby Zamora They're havin' a larf.

Sorry. How do you like Craig David? Because i can’t sleep til you’re next to me No i can’t live without you no more Oh i stay up til you’re next to me Til this house feels like it did before Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah, Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah, Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah He's proper bo. You know you're getting old when you haven't a 'kin clue what that means. ...and it flew through the zeitgeist 10 years ago

Sorry. How do you like Craig David? Because i can’t sleep til you’re next to me No i can’t live without you no more Oh i stay up til you’re next to me Til this house feels like it did before Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah, Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah, Feels like N'Zogbia ah ah

Was watching it with Greg-we'd had a few like but convinced he definitely called him that. PS Alex, apparently you still owe Greg money you tight get. He certainly did, the bloke is a clown. 'Shay pulled out yesterday with a knee injury as did insomnia' After 2 mins 20 on the Video on the Sky Sports website. http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,237...2&ssvPage=1 Deep in the bosom of the gentle night Is when I search for the light Pick up my pen and start to write I struggle, fight dark forces In the clear moon light Without fear... N'Zogbia I can't get no sleep

Aye, good point that. Man City probably think, we've got a canny keeper already and we can go back for Given or go for a different target in the summer. I know they've got loads of money but they still don't need to go ott with their offer. That said, I think he'll go for about £8m on Monday. He won't play on Sunday either, will he? I'd have thought he'd be keen to play (especially against the mackems) and there's no conflict of interest like there was last night....but they'll not chance an injury fucking up the deal.