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Steady on, he's only £1.4M in profit. You've gorra laugh though. Back to the dark days here.... Profit Mckeag - 88/90 - £2.8M = £1.4M/year Ashley - 07/09 - £1.4M = £700K/year. Loss Forbes - 90/92 - £810,000 = $405K/Year Hall - 92/97 - £35M = £7M/Year Shepherd - 97/07 - £70M = £7M/Year In Jonas - £0 until we lose some tribunal Colo - £9m Bassong - £2m Xisco - £6m Nolan - £4m R. Taylor - £0 Lovenkrands - £0 £21m Out Rozehnal - £3m Emre - BBC suggested that was £8m We'll say £4m Faye - £2m Milner - £12m Given - £8m Zoggo - £6m £35m Along with the state of our squad, that's really worth LOL'ing at isn't it You've missed out a lot of transfers. Feel free to add any that I've missed. Scott Parker £7,000,000 Kieron Dyer £6,000,000 Alberto Luque £2,000,000 David Rozehnal £2,900,000 Emre £2,500,000 Abdoulaye Faye £2,250,000 James Milner £12,000,000 Shay Given £8,000,000 Charles N'zogbia £6,000,000 £47.75M in Joey Barton -£5,800,000 David Rozehnal -£2,900,000 Alan Smith -£6,000,000 Jose Enrique -£6,500,000 Habib Beye -£2,000,000 Abdoulaye Faye -£2,000,000 Ben Tozer -£250,000 Danny Guthrie -£2,500,000 Fabrizio Coloccini -£10,300,000 Xisco -£5,000,000 Kevin Nolan -£4,000,000 £47.25M We've got different numbers for some, but he's never sitting on a £14M profit. He's twat enough as it is without embellishing the twatiness.

Steady on, he's only £1.4M in profit. You've gorra laugh though. Back to the dark days here.... Profit Mckeag - 88/90 - £2.8M = £1.4M/year Ashley - 07/09 - £1.4M = £700K/year. Loss Forbes - 90/92 - £810,000 = $405K/Year Hall - 92/97 - £35M = £7M/Year Shepherd - 97/07 - £70M = £7M/Year In Jonas - £0 until we lose some tribunal Colo - £9m Bassong - £2m Xisco - £6m Nolan - £4m R. Taylor - £0 Lovenkrands - £0 £21m Out Rozehnal - £3m Emre - BBC suggested that was £8m We'll say £4m Faye - £2m Milner - £12m Given - £8m Zoggo - £6m £35m Along with the state of our squad, that's really worth LOL'ing at isn't it You've missed out a lot of transfers.

Steady on, he's only £1.4M in profit. You've gorra laugh though. Back to the dark days here.... Profit Mckeag - 88/90 - £2.8M = £1.4M/year Ashley - 07/09 - £1.4M = £700K/year. Loss Forbes - 90/92 - £810,000 = $405K/Year Hall - 92/97 - £35M = £7M/Year Shepherd - 97/07 - £70M = £7M/Year

Silver lining. We can use the profit to pay that installment on Xisco and give him a game. Nice one LlambiAshKinnWise.

Was that not a mackem like?

Kinnear wants to bring in his own players, and Bent is taller than Martins for winning those long balls from the back.

I assume it would have been Bent plus cash. Stinks of a desperate deal proposed to generate funds.

Will region 1 do? http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B.../?condition=new Has the added bonus of an extra 20 odd minutes too.

Whenever Harper collected the ball yesterday he distributed it quickly and we retained possession. It was a welcome change from Given hoofing it back to the opposition over and over.

Some co-workers said they were going on Thursday night, so I guess so.

there's a film thread for this sort of thing.

there's a film thread for this sort of thing.

He was a twat again today Charles is'cuntier

I feel like wor lass is going off with another lad.

Stevie Taylor? no, Graham

plural of expandin' everyone knows that.

Ashley's been listening to The Nolan Sisters... I'm in the mood for advancin', re-financin' Ooh I'm makin the Toon alright I'm in the mood for expansin' feel like enhancin' Ooh so come on and listen to my shite

As has been repeatedly said, it's not like we're an attractive proposition to much better players is it, half a decade since we qualified directly for Europe? Churlish to turn your nose up at those we've signed when the expectation among most fans was we'd sell Given and Zoggy (and Geremi and Owen) and bring in no-one whatsoever. I'm not saying this should change anyones mind when it comes to voicing dissent at the NUSC meeting like.

Ashley's net spend back up to £12.6M. Doubt we'll get that for Given/Zoggy so I reckon he's going to finish the window still down.

A little while ago. I got some pasta to takeaway for my lunch from the Italian that's there now. I was shitting water all afternoon.

Which pub chap? Is this a ticket affair? New Crown. All ticket aye.

Going to a Beardsley talk in tonight at a mackem pub in Shields. Should be a laugh.

Don't sell him, retain his contract and refuse to pay him while he refuses to play. Little shit.