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Toon Army 12th Man has been reduced from £30 to £10 To Paraphrase Del Boy, they're STILL charging a subscription fee? It's a bit strange to me.

Work takes 30 minutes out of my browsing day.

Ironic to hear ra-ra students whose daddy's paid their housing costs and bought them a nice mini cooper sport, walking around Waitrose in their Ugg shoes, Starbucks in hand, complaining about Jade's unearned wealth.

And it's getting more and more absurd. Edit: Damn you have to be fast in this place. When I think of Newcastle these days this is the soundtrack.... The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides And a dark wind blows The government is corrupt And we're on so many drugs With the radio on and the curtains drawn We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death The sun has fallen down And the billboards are all leering And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles It went like this The buildings tumbled in on themselves Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair The skyline was beautiful on fire All twisted metal stretching upwards Everything washed in a thin orange haze I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful.. These are truly the last days" You grabbed my hand and we fell into it Like a daydream or a fever We woke up one morning and fell a little further down For sure it's the valley of death I open up my wallet And it's full of blood

The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas Schindlers list for kids, it didn't quite cut the mustard for me. I ended up picking holes in the smallest things. Why was the Jewish kid chubbier than the German? Were the concentration camps really so bereft of soldiers that a kid playing catch over the fence goes unnoticed? Then there was the huts that Schmuel and his mates were supposed to be building that were frames at the start of the film and still frames (presumably weeks later) at the end. No wonder they were exterminating people if they worked that slow. Shite set design though, seriously. Didn't Schmuel think to look in his own hut for his dad earlier? Ridiculous finale. It was like the Life of Brian - "it's not actually my cross!" The main kid was good, and i think it'd be excellent for a lot of 12 year olds to watch.

DOOM - BORN LIKE THIS About bloody time too.

Remember, the clocks go forward by one hour on Sunday 29th March 2009. Cheers to light nights Jeers to an hour less kip

I thought this was going to be about Duff and Enrique.

I reckon he'll half the size of the club store and open a Sports Direct in the vacant space. Why pay what must be expensive rent for all that space in Eldon square?

Steven Taylor Good game on Saturday like....apart from giving Arshavin the people's elbow.

Nowt irrational about any of those by the way.

Nathan Blake

Bill Maher

saw macdonald leaving ground at 8.15pm approx we were next to him at traffic lights on barrack road. Maybe he was let back in, taken to a different area? Be interesting to hear if he says anything tonight. Wouldn't 8.15 be about right for leaving at the final whistle going to his car and waiting in the traffic?

I don't listen to the Legends. is it supposed to be on tonight? Might tune in, just in case.

In decreasing order of desirability. 1) Nowt 2) We're fully aware of the challenge ahead. When you're in the relegation places getting into April, it would be ridiculous to claim you're too good to go down. 3) I retire.

Maybe he agrees with you. Going in the right direction. Don't rock the boat.

What he said. Fair play to her for getting the money for the bairns though, but like I say to a lot of people, cancer is a horrible disease..but it doesn't suddenly polish turds. I've not quite understood this stuff about raking in as much as she could for their education. Wasn't Jade wealthy already? The 6 TV series, 5 fitness videos, 2 biographies and 2 perfumes were quite big sellers they say. I always thought she was a millionaire.

Agreed. She wasn't the devil she was portrayed to be when she generated 60,000 complaints for Channel 4 either.

Perhaps Neither does Michael J Fox deserve credit for contracting Parkinsons, or Terry Pratchett alzheimers. They deserve all the credit they get for raising awareness of those diseases though. Irrespective of what you think about how they achieved the fame that allows them to raise awareness, the fact is they all do. ...Fox and Pratchett probably for less profit I'd speculate. You can't seriously compare Goody with Fox or Pratchett though. The latter two have been involved in fund-raising for research into the condition, Goody has just cashed in for herself and her own personal legacy. She is deserving of our sympathy for contracting cancer at such a young age and no more. I'll wager the bump in fund raising for Cancer Research on the back of Jade Goody's exposure at least matches the the other two for Alzheimers and Parkinsons. I know what you're saying though, she never campaigned or owt. But I think there's bitterness towards Goody because of how she reached her level of fame compared to others.

Perhaps Neither does Michael J Fox deserve credit for contracting Parkinsons, or Terry Pratchett alzheimers. They deserve all the credit they get for raising awareness of those diseases though. Irrespective of what you think about how they achieved the fame that allows them to raise awareness, the fact is they all do. ...Fox and Pratchett probably for less profit I'd speculate.

I'm positive a lot of women in their twenties don't give a moments thought to getting a screening....heck the government won't fund screenings if you're under 25. I know there's a debate over the validity of a test up to that point, but I imagine a lot more 25's and over have put in for one now. If i felt a bump in my nads I'd go to the doctor, if i couldn't feel my nads, I doubt I'd be pro-active about it, I'd wait until I felt something was wrong. I know people getting sponsorship for Cancer Research too that weren't planning to until they watched Jade's story on Living. All credit to her and them for that.

Your syntax is all over the shop today. I'm aiming to fill the gap in the market left by Jade Goody. Where's East Angular? Am I mingin'? You dirty Paki! It won't be long until OK! are offering me £1m for photos of me taking a dump.

Which Prime Minister was it that made a plea to free Diedre Rashid?