Sonatine

It was Apartheid era South Africa then, so they probably were

And after a few months in his coffin he really will be one of the Untouchables.

Coldfinger now

Corbyn suspended apparently.

Wouldn't be too upset if Edwards met the same fate tbh.

The Papa John's Trophy

With his patter he'd be better off stepping in front of traffic.

And another thing, has the phrase "luxury beef jerky" even been used before? "Barkeep, a package of your finest luxury beef jerky which I shall wash down with this delectable beverage of Rich Energy!"

What a fucking chancer this clown is Still, he keeps me entertained, so long may it continue.

Think Edwards name in pidgin is Shit Journo Think He Clever.

Not sensing a lot of love for Frank Lampard on social media tonight 😂