Sonatine

Is that woodchip wallpaper? Still probably goes down better than the shite in his hand tbf.

The ads were sometimes better than the shitty movies. The local restaurant where the food was so good even the chef ate there, and at the Odeon in Durham there was always an ad for the Q Ball club upstairs

Marina Hyde is the only thing in it worth reading imo.

Todger Strunk 😂

He's still alive and posting, so I would say not

Dédard Houllier more like.

There'll be a paper shortage, so folks will just get the old spanish archer via text.

As I read somewhere, a lot of these fuckers just want to wave a flag and hate on Johnny Foreigner.

Who is the mystery Mackem buyer? That Dell fella? No! That kid with the shocking barnet who shat on his seat? No way man! Billy the mild mannered conspiracy theory bullshit twat with the worst facial hair seen since the Neanderthals died out? Could be!

I see Jack Grealish has been doing his part in support of BLM. Pics are on Twitter, no idea how to do spoiler tags or I'd hoy them up

Harsh on Benny tbf.

100 in a row marra.

Treat yourselves.

Aren't all the boozers shut cos we're in Tier 3? Looks like Gandaft's been smoking too much of the Old Toby again.

Still reckon this was Lionel Blair's greatest ever appearance.

If they'd shut the door behind them on the way back inside it would have taken it to the next level.

Judging by his photo, I'd skip giving Michael Parkinson the jab. I'll be surprised if he sees New Year looking at the state of him.