Sonatine

Always nice to have a factual reminder of how shit Brewcey really is

Hmmmmm.......

Fop was in all probability the late Raoul Moat.

The fucking state of these cunts man

Doing that now is a criminal offence, although that song has been a crime for a long time now.

He just sticks a large slab of Wolf Jerky over his gob instead of a mask.

Is that woodchip wallpaper? Still probably goes down better than the shite in his hand tbf.

The ads were sometimes better than the shitty movies. The local restaurant where the food was so good even the chef ate there, and at the Odeon in Durham there was always an ad for the Q Ball club upstairs

Marina Hyde is the only thing in it worth reading imo.

Todger Strunk 😂

He's still alive and posting, so I would say not

Dédard Houllier more like.

There'll be a paper shortage, so folks will just get the old spanish archer via text.

As I read somewhere, a lot of these fuckers just want to wave a flag and hate on Johnny Foreigner.

Who is the mystery Mackem buyer? That Dell fella? No! That kid with the shocking barnet who shat on his seat? No way man! Billy the mild mannered conspiracy theory bullshit twat with the worst facial hair seen since the Neanderthals died out? Could be!