Sonatine

Johnson could detonate a biological weapon in the middle of Trafalgar Square and wipe out most of the population, and I still reckon 40% of the survivors would vote Conservative.

100 in a row marra.

Kyle Walker allegedly partying during Tier 4 lockdown.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence they all seem to big up Brewcey at every given opportunity....

The crappers reaction when they heard those two fuckers were on the way.

I think you're giving Brewcey far too much credit there

All the days have seemed to blend into one another since this Covid carryon started. If it's not the weekend I haven't got a clue what day it is most weeks 😵

Surprised he hasn't claimed to have killed and skinned the snake\crocodile himself, the bearded melt.

Better to set our sights low for the near future I think

Buy a football club for starters

He drowned his sorrows at his dear old ma's house

Joyeux Noël

Aye, all the best and all that. I would say that next year can't be any shitter, but the way things have gone in recent years I'm not gonna tempt fate.

Giving Bum Fights a bad name that, seen better punches thrown outside a kebab van on a Friday night.

Think the "sound of things" he mentions is the voices in his head. Gandaft must be on to snorting his powdered wolf jerky now, the crazy foo.

https://www.football365.com/news/steve-bruce-newcastle-saved-empty-stadium-mike-ashley

https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/iceland-luxury-king-prawn-ring-with-sweet-chilli-sauce-285g/81371.html