Sonatine

Rest in Piss.

Just hire a plane to fly a giant cabbage banner over SJP.

The Fray Bentos meatballs are probably a better drink tbf.

Didn't they also glass Bob Murray in some restaurant once, or did I just make that one up?

What a surprise to find he dresses like a cunt too, when there's money to be made

There was plenty of tattoo parlours and fried chicken shops too, the last time I was there.

Fish Energy ™ even sounds better.

Nurse, the screens!

I had to work there for a couple of weeks in 2016, and I can honestly say that was the first time I've ever set foot in the place. And I've lived in the NE for 40 odd years. The bus station absolutely honked with piss on a morning (and probably the rest of the day), and that shopping centre looked like it was full of trauma victims who'd just witnessed a massacre. If you don't live or work there, why would anyone choose to visit that rancid place is beyond me 🤢

Dara Ó Briain looking well there 👍

He should have just called it Rich Energy Zero, which represents the number of cans we'll ever see in the shops.

Always love the replies to his Walter Mitty tweets

What a fucking bairn he is

"Jizz for me like"

One good thing is that every time we get a good result now, that new coach fella will get all the credit. And when we lose it'll all be Brewceys fault again. Delicious.

There's a lot of things Steve doesn't understand tbf.

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named on the team sheet.