Sonatine

Missed a trick not using this flavour

"How's the bacon, you say?"

Bet the seats at the SOS have still been shat on though 💩

Rotten manager and a rotten landlord too? Still, nice guy though.

Permanently with a bit of luck

Needs an "All of the Above" option.

Massive future? Not with a piss smelling Middle Earth reject like you he doesn't. Poor kid is nearly in tears too, probably been told he'll be forced to drink some of Willie's Energy if he didn't do the photo op.

There's a higher than average chance of his "Mam" just being him dressed up in the clothes the poor cow got buried in.

Wolf Jerky?!!

Steve Wraith's Midas Touch working it's magic again