Sonatine

Pudding Magnet

Think there's something missing from that picture.

Pilfered from F365's mailbox. For a man who never quits, he sure seemed to quit a lot..... Steve Bruce is a disloyal (redacted) part 2 Thanks for the Steve Bruce facts and figures. But you left out “reason for leaving”, so I’ve done it for you. Sheffield United July 2, 1998 – May 17, 1999 Days in charge: 219 Reason for leaving: walked out and a week later started at….. Huddersfield May 24, 1999 – October 16, 2000 Days in charge: 511 Reason for leaving: sacked Wigan April 4, 2001 – May 29, 2001 Days in charge: 88 Reason for leaving: walked out to go to….. Crystal Palace May 31, 2001 – November 2, 2001 Days in charge: 154 Reason for leaving: walked out to go to….. Birmingham December 12, 2001 – November 23, 2007 Days in charge: 2168 Reason for leaving: given permission to speak to….. Wigan 26 November, 2007 – June 3, 2009 Days in charge: 589 Reason for leaving: given permission to speak to….. Sunderland June 3, 2009 – November 30, 2011 Days in charge: 882 Reason for leaving: sacked Hull City June 8, 2012 – July 22, 2016 Days in charge: 1482 Reason for leaving: walked out in frustration at the club’s direction (coincidentally just after having been interviewed for the England job) Aston Villa October 12, 2016 – October 3, 2018 Days in charge: 721 Reason for leaving: sacked Sheffield Wednesday February 1, 2019 – July 15, 2019 Days in charge: 165 Reason for leaving: walked out to go to….. Newcastle July 17, 2019 – present Days in charge: 826 Reason for leaving: “left by mutual consent” Tally Walked out to go directly to another club (x3) Walked out and started at another club a week later (x1) Given permission to speak to, and started immediately at, another club (x2) Walked out in frustration at the club’s direction (coincidentally just after having been interviewed for the England job) (x1) Sacked (x3) “Left by mutual consent” (x1) I’ll make no further comment.

Fully expecting young Alex to pop up soon with his hot take on his old mans situation.

Farewell Steve.

Once a cunt, always a cunt. And he's too thick to even be embarrassed by it.

Let us pray this is true.

A minutes silence for the possibility of Steve ever getting that call.

Looks like things might be getting worse for Brewcey in the near future.

https://www.football365.com/news/opinion-bruce-solskjaer-protected-longer-manchester-united-newcastle Spot on how he's protected via his mates

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At least with the Fat Man gone, relegation this time could mean we could fumigate the whole place from top to bottom and start afresh. God knows it needs doing. I'd still rather stay up though

Paul the Octopus has been brown bread for a good 10 years or so. Although he'd still do a better job than Brewcey tbf.

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The only thing he oozes is sweat and lard. Dignity? Fuck me

Busted!

Jokes on them, I had no morals anyway

Think they've got one lined up already.