Sonatine

The skin of his latest victim?

Should have used this one

Just noticed he also walks like Max Wall, clearly a wrongun.

I was going to say something about the Ambassador being renowned for his parties, but after what happened to that poor cunt in the Turkish Embassy it's probably best I don't

Didn't there used to be a sign on the wall outside that said "Sven's Car Park"? Or have I just made that up?

The state of that font they've used

That dog gif gets some use mind.

FYP

Premium Performance, in the car park 😂

The lass on the left is clearly thinking, "I want paying up front with this bearded danger".

Sunderland, the place where signs were put up telling people not to shit in the streets 💩 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/people-sunderland-warned-stop-defacating-16765897

You know the years are creeping up when even your chances of scoring with the old boiler backing singer are slim

Red Bull gives you wings and Rich Energy gives you some kind of immediate mental breakdown. And a huge fucking kite.