Sonatine

Pretty much every Luke tweet about Bruce...

He's supposedly worth around £40 million, and I bet most of that came from his various payoffs over the years. Nice gig if you can get it......

There'll be a steady stream of leaks from the players now, saying how shit the training was and that the fat cunt did nothing other than stuff bacon into his bloated kite

"Hey kid, what's it like supporting the mackems?"

He'll want paying off before the WC starts, so him and Junior can go on a month long jolly to Qatar.

Hang on....

Aye, positively fucking honking.