Sonatine

Stockport fan apparently, and I genuinely didn't know his old ma was Emily from Corrie.

For any goal celebrations they need to do the opening dance scene from Westside Story, that'll teach em.

FYP

Kind of sad I missed this first time around....

The "See You Again" sign being a bit optimistic there I reckon

If that lad had been standing instead of sitting he'd have made less of a mess when he shat on that seat, the filthy beast.

Man United need to get Wagatha Christie on their legal team, Ronaldo would never stand a chance.

I've decided to become a ventriloquist. I've got all the gear.

This just goes to show what a cracking job Eddie has done when you consider that the three teams around us last season aren't even in the PL anymore.